Paris Hilton in prison breakout shocker!

And if they accidentally kill/maim someone besides themselves drunk driving or whatever, they’ll get all weepy on camera and you know there will be some percentage of the population - no matter how small - that sympathizes with them, saying “insert-celebrity-name-here” is the real victim.

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Originally Posted by tandem The sentence is completely fair. I’m pretty sure I’m not in the minority on this, either. She’s a very public figure who flaunted her disregard for the law, as evidenced by failing to register for the court-order alcohol rehab program, and by the two citations for driving with a suspended licence. So what’s the appropriate penalty here? 50 or so hours of community service? A fine?.

You’re probably not, but that doesn’t mean you have any idea how the courts work. In the majority of cases, there would be no additional penalty at all. No jail, no community service, no fine. It’s like most of you guys think SWAT gets sent in and you go directly to jail to finish out your sentence. That’s not how it works.

Diva, however, does have a point about the sentence being overridden.

I think it’s more beneficial to get mad at the system that lets a Paris Hilton get away with this than to get mad at her for benefiting from that system. Getting mad at her just gives her more of what she craves – attention.

What she was in for anyway? All I heard was that she was going to prison but they never said why. Was it a car accident or unpaid tickets..or what.

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Did anyone see the KNBC reporter nearly get trampled by the paparazzi as the sheriff’s car left for court? I bet he felt like Comic Book Guy on The Simpsons in his final moments: “I’ve wasted my life . . .”

Breaking news from CNN: A judge orders Paris Hilton back to jail, CNN confirms. She was taken from court screaming, The Associated Press reports.

wow … I think I actually feel bad for her now. Her lawyers got her out of jail early and in the process screwed her over big time to this new sentence. I still doubt she’ll serve the full 45 days … probably a little over 20 or so.

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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson Breaking news from CNN: A judge orders Paris Hilton back to jail, CNN confirms. She was taken from court screaming, The Associated Press reports.

Say what you see, Gareth.

Thank God for good judges.

If you read the CNN article, it’s clear that Hilton was let go because she was rich and famous. No judge approved her release and the psychiatrist who diagnosed her was from the private sector. Meaning someone the Hilton family hired.

I read something at http://www.wwtdd.com that if true would actually makes me feel sorry for her, medical-condition-wise…

Ick.

As much as I hate hearing about her, this latest series of events is pretty entertaining.

Caption it!: Paris Hilton Edition

In Darth Vader voice: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

She’s no Bluth Senior, that’s for sure.

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Originally Posted by Rob Rocco I read something at http://www.wwtdd.com that if true would actually makes me feel sorry for her, medical-condition-wise… Ick.

Ya if thats true. Ouch.

“But… But the psychiatrist assured me that being stupid was a medical condition!”

Ewwww these seats are VINYL !!!

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Originally Posted by Diva Caption it!: Paris Hilton Edition

I sat on my herpes.

I really don’t care for her. And yes some of her antics are entertaining but when it starts to interfere with whole segments of the sports talk radio shows I listen to we gotta fucking stop now.

But since the people won’t stop…if only we could all agree to act totally weird upon her release and inform her that the world has changed vastly since she was locked up. Dogs are equals to people now and we wear hats on our feet.