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| TMZ has learned that Paris Hilton has not only had her sentence cut short, she is already out of jail! Unimpeachable sources tell TMZ the deal was sealed yesterday, and that Hilton made her exit early early this morning. |
If true, you’ve got to wonder who she blew to get out so early. Or shall I say, who she didn’t blow. Might be easier that way.
Hopefully somebody had the time to ravage her even more.
Is ANYBODY surprised?
I figured she just slipped out between the bars.
Thank you, enjoy the buffet!
How long before her first talk-show appearance, assuming it isn’t already taking place?
I’m amazed she did anytime at all, to be honest. There’s supposed to be a news conference in about an hour; my guess is she was released was due to overcrowding.
Hopefully, there’ll be a Rodney King style riot, or Paris will get some sort of PR backlash of OJ proportions for not doing her full 23 (down from 45) day sentence.
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| She served a total of three days – the normal stay for a violation of this kind. |
So, it was always going to be only 3 days? Funny how that was never mentioned.
Hey, at least she had to undergo the cavity search! No, that’s not right. The “waste of human flesh” should have been in jail for 3 years+ for all the pain she has had us all endure.
Just heard on the radio she got out on a medical (94.1 FM out of Philly).
Being an ignorant cunt isn’t a medical issue. 5 bucks says she’ll be out of house arrest in 5 days (though apparently she can leave her house for 30 minutes a day??? Guess she’ll still be hitting the parties)
I was hoping White Power Bob would get to her before she found the key.
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| Originally Posted by donde Hey, at least she had to undergo the cavity search! No, that’s not right. The “waste of human flesh” should have been in jail for 3 years+ for all the pain she has had us all endure. |
Oh yes, the anguish caused by Paris Hilton is the greatest crime of the 21st century.
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| Originally Posted by CNN He said privacy rules prohibited him from giving details about the medical issues, but celebrity Web site TMZ.com earlier quoted sources saying Hilton was refusing to eat much of the jail food served her. |
Fuck, If I ever get sent to prison, I’m not gonna eat either. They’ll just let my starving ass die first before they let this latino go, though.
It was reported that she didn’t have to submit to a cavity search.
Too bad, since she probably smuggled in a cell phone inside her wide vagina.
Paris Hilton goes -unwittingly-on a fucking hunger strike and they let her go.
Seriously, fuck the justice system.
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| Originally Posted by mastronikolas Paris Hilton goes -unwittingly-on a fucking hunger strike and they let her go. Seriously, fuck the justice system. |
This places Nicole Richie and the Olsen twins above the law.
Anybody else, they’d have put them in the infirmary and fed them intravenously.
The fact that all these skunks are in essence above the law is a distressing sign of social bankruptcy.
It’s no longer just a case of being famous without deserving it.
The are seen every night out drinking while still under-aged and no one is prosecuted. There is ample evidence of them doling drugs and no one is prosecuted. They go to jail and the moment they complain, they let them go.
Now, imagine any kid off the street doing those things. Chances are they’d be seriously fucked.
Paris sure got what she deserved, having to hang out in a mansion 24/7. *sigh*