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| Originally Posted by Jake View Post Something about babies and planes, I think. |
God dammit, Devin…
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| Originally Posted by Doc Happenin View Post I’m not one for chivalry, but aren’t we overblowing Harley’s statements? I’m guessing from her comment, which was meant in humor that, since’s he gay, it may help to explain why he doesn’t have a kid. I didn’t get any acrimony towards gays. Only Harley cracking wise about not caring for an actor, whether he’s gay or not. Someone? Anyone? I’m just trying to make sense of all this. |
'Cos the part about calling a possibly gay person a “fudgepacker” was hilarious?
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| Originally Posted by Chris Olson View Post Well, any excuse to trot these guys out… |
That particular meme eluded me till now. Thank you. Oh, God, thank you.
As for Harley, it’s really easy to overplay the “hate the world” pose into something a wee bit more offensive. Some internet blowback may rattle her back down to planet earth.
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| Originally Posted by MissZooey View Post That being said - what the hell is going on around here lately? There’s this thread, the one in which eenin’s talking about sodomy, and the Mike Myers thread. Are we working on some sort of collective nervous breakdown? Is everyone okay? Do we all need a nap? |
No, we just need to throw a serious lemon party. We can do it at my place, but someone has to stay and help me clean up. Hazmat suit optional.
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| Originally Posted by LisaNY View Post As a matter of fact, I believe Harley herself has expressed not wanting to have kids either, so she might want to be careful about painting those who don’t have kids with such a broad brush - which has been dipped into a can of big gay paint. |
would that be rainbow paint? cause that would be gay.
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| Originally Posted by MissZooey View Post That being said - what the hell is going on around here lately? There’s this thread, the one in which eenin’s talking about sodomy, and the Mike Myers thread. Are we working on some sort of collective nervous breakdown? Is everyone okay? Do we all need a nap? |
just speaking for myself, and maybe Duke Fleed, these last few days have been down right disturbing, what with the FISA bullshit in the house and me moving to the north shore in Pittsburgh. Frankly, I could use a little more zaniness in my life.
And besides, if we’re not talking about sodomy, or dissecting Austin Powers 2 for potential “gay-oisity,” people would just argue about whether the Dark Knight should be 158 minutes or 154. So I welcome the odd threads.
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| Originally Posted by Devildoubt View Post would that be rainbow paint? cause that would be gay. |
Hey, Lucky the Leprechaun is just using rainbows to sell his marshmallow filled cereal, he sure isn’t gay. So what if he didn’t want kids? They were always stealing his Lucky Charms, can you blame him? Little brats were ruining his livelihood.
That is a good point. But Lucky’s a dealer and Lucky shouldn’t be surprised when the people he’s gotten stuck on the junk come crawling back to him and demanding his goods. Frankly, I’m surprised Lucky hasn’t been taken out yet in a horrible deal gone wrong.
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| Originally Posted by Jakespeare View Post Hey, Lucky the Leprechaun is just using rainbows to sell his marshmallow filled cereal, he sure isn’t gay. So what if he didn’t want kids? They were always stealing his Lucky Charms, can you blame him? Little brats were ruining his livelihood. |
JUST TRY TO GET MY LUCKY CHARMS YOU LITTLE FUCKERS!
Maybe Miss Zooey is right. It’s time for a nap.
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| Originally Posted by Devildoubt View Post Maybe Miss Zooey is right. It’s time for a nap. |
MissZooey is always right.
Here’s your mat and a pillow. There will be graham crackers and cartons of chocolate milk when you wake up.
Joke or no, it was a fucking dumb post. So I brought out the highlighter.
You certainly seem to be sensitive about faggotry, Matchstick. Hey…maybe YOU’RE the fag!*
*Kids in the Hall ref. I’m not anti-gay, I promise.
Impossible, he doesn’t have a new movie to promote. What would be the sense?
I love the word fudgepacker. It’s a job AND a sexual orientation.
Also, Mike Myers is almost certainly gay.
I’m pretty sure the star in question is Alfonso Ribeiro.
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| Originally Posted by LisaNY View Post (*Psst… just a reminder, Tim, you still haven’t sent me the money for that “photographic evidence” you’ll be wanting to toss into the fireplace*) And really - by that silly criteria, anyone who doesn’t have or want a kid must be gay? Because, last I checked, I never wanted kids and I like guys. As a matter of fact, I believe Harley herself has expressed not wanting to have kids either, so she might want to be careful about painting those who don’t have kids with such a broad brush - which has been dipped into a can of big gay paint. |
(Money? You told me you wanted a lil’ somethin’ somethin’ with that Randolph Mantooth lookalike I know… you know, the one you said had a “delicious pooper.” Geez, I wish you’d make up your mind already…)
All seriousness, I think Harley just had a bit of a brain fart this time around. Her previous posting history’s been pretty stellar, so I’ll chalk this one up to “bad day at the office” or something.
As to the weird ass posts of late, probably a full moon or CHUD’s karma readjusting. The good posts were outweighing the bad lately, so we were due for a course correction.
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| Originally Posted by Devildoubt View Post JUST TRY TO GET MY LUCKY CHARMS YOU LITTLE FUCKERS! Maybe Miss Zooey is right. It’s time for a nap. |
The Trix Rabbit has had it up to here with this bullshit!
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| Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post The Trix Rabbit has had it up to here with this bullshit! |
That bunny has it coming. Lucky’s gonna mount him on a spear and lead the Dead Rabbits to glory, you watch.
Yep, I’m headed for a nap.
Not so fast pal. The Cookie Crisp cop is gonna bust this thing wide open. And when he does, the shit will rain down like you wouldn’t believe.
Now I’m off to lunch.
I like to fudgepack in my heterosexual relationships. And I’m not sure if I should find this thread offensive.