Mike Meyers is Gay? Always has been? Maybe?

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fudgepacker? This thread, is no mere thread my friends. It is a gateway to the 5th grade.

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Originally Posted by JacknifeJohnny View Post

We were all just kidding around, and you have to go and post a picture of the four-legged man. What’d he do to you?

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Originally Posted by Jake View Post Thanks. Now I’ve got the mental image of some poor bastard humping feverishly away at his pained-looking wife, yelling “fuckfuckfuck it’s MARCH C’MONN SPERM”

I call that Saturday.

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Let’s set up Harley with SAIRUS. Talk about a fun couple!

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Originally Posted by Trejo View Post fudgepacker? This thread, is no mere thread my friends. It is a gateway to the 5th grade.

Maybe she meant:

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Fudge, Packer?

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Why is the foot on the far left so much smaller than the other three?

The Jeremy Beadle of feet?

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Originally Posted by Graham View Post Why is the foot on the far left so much smaller than the other three? The Jeremy Beadle of feet?

Herve Villechaize.

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Originally Posted by Jake View Post Herve Villechaize.

Ahhhh.

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Originally Posted by Jake View Post Herve Villechaize.

Did you have to knock the dust off that joke?

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Originally Posted by Mr. Freeze View Post Mike Meyers is Gay? Always has been? Maybe?

I care? Never have? Good for him if he’s come out of the closet. Either way, that doesn’t effect my life.

I just remember Weird Al talking about how his family would say at reunions and what not behind his back, “Yeah, he’s famous, single and in his 40s. You know what that means!” HAHAHA.

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Originally Posted by misfit View Post From the misspelled name in the thread title to the awful, awful response, this thread has it all.

Sorry, my bad on the title! … although I didn’t quite expect the homophobia to run rampant.

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My to-do list:

  1. Call Nick, ask him to lock thread.

  2. Call Bill Internet, ask him to shut off the Internet for a couple of days. I think that might benefit everybody.

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Originally Posted by Phil View Post Same. Timothy and I would make an awesome gay power couple, though. We’d be asexual and Disneyfied, a gay couple the whole family can enjoy.

You’re SO amusing, pookie.

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Originally Posted by Timothy225 View Post Might want to adjust your criteria a bit, hun. For example, I’ve been married for seven years, we don’t have a kid yet, and guys really don’t turn me on.

(*Psst… just a reminder, Tim, you still haven’t sent me the money for that “photographic evidence” you’ll be wanting to toss into the fireplace*)

And really - by that silly criteria, anyone who doesn’t have or want a kid must be gay? Because, last I checked, I never wanted kids and I like guys. As a matter of fact, I believe Harley herself has expressed not wanting to have kids either, so she might want to be careful about painting those who don’t have kids with such a broad brush - which has been dipped into a can of big gay paint.

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Originally Posted by LisaNY View Post (*Psst… just a reminder, Tim, you still haven’t sent me the money for that “photographic evidence” you’ll be wanting to toss into the fireplace*) And really - by that silly criteria, anyone who doesn’t have or want a kid must be gay? Because, last I checked, I never wanted kids and I like guys. As a matter of fact, I believe Harley herself has expressed not wanting to have kids either, so she might want to be careful about painting those who don’t have kids with such a broad brush - which has been dipped into a can of big gay paint.

By those criteria Devin would be one of the leaders of the Bear Movement.

EDIT: For that matter my girlfriend would be gay too then. Maybe now’s the time to propose that threesome…

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Originally Posted by Jakespeare View Post By those criteria Devin would be one of the leaders of the Bear Movement.

Well, any excuse to trot these guys out…

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I’m not one for chivalry, but aren’t we overblowing Harley’s statements? I’m guessing from her comment, which was meant in humor that, since’s he gay, it may help to explain why he doesn’t have a kid. I didn’t get any acrimony towards gays. Only Harley cracking wise about not caring for an actor, whether he’s gay or not.

Someone? Anyone? I’m just trying to make sense of all this.

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Originally Posted by Doc Happenin View Post I’m not one for chivalry, but aren’t we overblowing Harley’s statements? I’m guessing from her comment, which was meant in humor that, since’s he gay, it may help to explain why he doesn’t have a kid. I didn’t get any acrimony towards gays. Only Harley cracking wise about not caring for an actor, whether he’s gay or not. Someone? Anyone? I’m just trying to make sense of all this.

Doc, you know that I’ve normally got a sister’s back, but Harley’s really been bringing the pure, uncut HUH? as of late. She might not deserve the defense of an honorable gentleman such as yourself.

That being said - what the hell is going on around here lately? There’s this thread, the one in which eenin’s talking about sodomy, and the Mike Myers thread. Are we working on some sort of collective nervous breakdown? Is everyone okay? Do we all need a nap?

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Originally Posted by MissZooey View Post That being said - what the hell is going on around here lately? There’s this thread, the one in which eenin’s talking about sodomy, and the Mike Meyers thread. Are we working on some sort of collective nervous breakdown? Is everyone okay? Do we all need a nap?

Something about babies and planes, I think.