Mike Meyers is Gay? Always has been? Maybe?

MISC CULTURE General Culture & Gossip
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http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=8391

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Yesterday the New York Daily News ran a blind item that asked… Which divorced comic superstar is exploring a groovy new real-life persona: that of an openly gay man? And Gawker said the answer was obvious, even though this is the first I’ve ever heard of it. Some of you commenters told us that the guy we were all guessing. Mike Myers, star of the “groovy baby” catchphrase-apalooza Austin Powers films and the current dud The Love Guru, has been out 'n proud in Toronto for years.
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Somebody’s desperate to get some buzz for The Love Guru. I don’t care if he takes it up the ass, he’s still unfunny to me. Now he’ll just be an unfunny fudgepacker.

But it does explain why he was married to whatshername for ten years and never popped out a kid.

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How long until they formally announce Austin Powers 4?

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Originally Posted by HarleyQuinn22 View Post Somebody’s desperate to get some buzz for The Love Guru. I don’t care if he takes it up the ass, he’s still unfunny to me. Now he’ll just be an unfunny fudgepacker. But it does explain why he was married to whatshername for ten years and never popped out a kid.

What if you wrote this? I mean, seriously. What if you did?

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That would be awful.

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Originally Posted by HarleyQuinn22 View Post Somebody’s desperate to get some buzz for The Love Guru. Now he’ll just be an unfunny fudgepacker.

i now have a sudden craving for chocolate.

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From the misspelled name in the thread title to the awful, awful response, this thread has it all.

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Originally Posted by Phil View Post That would be awful.

Oh come on, that’s nothing compared to ‘polesmoker’ or ‘manspunk receptacle’.

Seriously, that was weird. And this thread makes me want to punch everything.

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Originally Posted by Jake View Post And this thread makes me want to punch everything.

Great. Mr. Freeze just ruined a shit-ton of people’s day today. Nice going.

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And shit like this is the reason why the rep system was so important. I know I learned what threads not to start back when I first got here because of all the bad rep I got.

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Originally Posted by misfit View Post From the misspelled name in the thread title to the awful, awful response, this thread has it all.

Well, it didn’t have any mention of the rep system. Thanks, Face Man!

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You shouldn’t need a rep feature to avoid being a wankjob.

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Wait…wha? What the hell’s going on in this thread?

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“I’ve been openly gay for a decade in Toronto in order to promote my new filmbortion.”

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I cry every time I think about Shadow of the Colossus

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Originally Posted by Doc Happenin View Post Wait…wha? What the hell’s going on in this thread?

Ya got me, man. Ya got me.

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Originally Posted by HarleyQuinn22 View Post Somebody’s desperate to get some buzz for The Love Guru. I don’t care if he takes it up the ass, he’s still unfunny to me. Now he’ll just be an unfunny fudgepacker. But it does explain why he was married to whatshername for ten years and never popped out a kid.

Holy full of contradiction!