That guy could actually sell the Bieber piss bucket for millions!
Some lucky jet-setting teen girl would pay to bathe in a Beiber Piss Bubble Bath, I’m sure.
(Yeah, actually more like some big, 50-something Hollywood mogul, deep in the closet with his client fetishes…)
Ah to be young and needlessly rebellious…
Paging Orson Scott Card OHNOHEDIDNT!
I find the random “Fuck Bill Clinton” thing strangely hilarious.
AIt’s the shit like mistreating a monkey and making life disgusting for the working man that pisses me off. Seriously, teenage girls, this is your idol? What the fuck?
All the teenage girls I know who are worried about the plight of the working man are outraged over this.
For some reason reading this post and then looking at your current avatar made me laugh out loud.
AIt’s Justin Beiber’s world, you just live in it. The faster you get used to it, the better.
I picked up a newspaper the other day, saw the Associated Press headline “Monkey Trouble for Bieber!”. The article was written like a parody. Bieber owes a few thousand bucks to Germany for various monkey fees. If Bieber does not pay the fees, the German authorities “…have other ways of making him pay.” next time he enters Germany.
Please, please go back to Germany, Justin.
Justin Bieber is the new Lindsay Lohan. DUI, drag racing, and non violent resisting arrest.
He’s the gift that keeps on giving.
Can’t we just deport him? Obama could use a bump in his approval rating.
Um… we don’t want him back. You bought him, you broke him, now he’s yours. Sorry.
Dreamiest mug shot ever.
TMZ is saying his dad was partying with him and help close off the street so he could drag race. Also said he blew a .04 which is low but Florida has a no tolerance policy for minors drinking. He also admitted to Rx drugs and smoking pot all day. Dad of the year
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Justin Bieber’s actual thoughts in the mugshot courtesy of Wolf of Wall Street :
“I’m not ashamed to admit, when we arrived to prison, I was absolutely terrified. I needn’t have been. For a brief, fleeting moment, I’d forgotten I was rich and lived in America.”
I posted this in the “Things that make you laugh” thread just because I love how DListed describes the mugshot: