The little moron walked into another plate glass window:
http://gawker.com/5914865/justin-bieber-…ass–again
That’s number 3.
The thread title.
Bravo.
My aunt has this problem with her patio door.
So she put a sticker/decal of a flower on it.
Wasn’t this a gag often used in OVER THE HEDGE?
With me it’s toes. Always stubbing on something.
I aim to please.
I don’t know why this kid irks me so much, but I eagerly await his imminent Lohan.
Don’tmess with the Bieb! HE WILL FUCK YOU UP!
Holy shit - THAT’S what the flowers are for!?
I just use…not. cleaning. them. ever.
I use my eyes. I know what a closed door looks like.
When I was little, my family lived in this house with a tree right outside a window into the living room. Our cat at the time used to jump from the tree into the house and one night the window was closed…
I am smarter than a cat. Beiber is not.
(My cat was fine, just pissed)
So he can beat the shit out of the paparazzi, yet windows are his natural enemy?
Okay.
Also, how the hell do you black out from walking into a plate of glass?
“I ran into a window” sounds a lot like something a battered spouse would say to excuse away bruises.
Poor kid, he’s not going to do well after his managers, handlers, and likely, parents, have cleaned him out, and he’s left doing the state fair and backwoods casino circuit.
Bieber and all the other talentless shits of his ilk(male and female) cannot go away quick enough. Their fans will rabidly age out of this type of music.
“They say there’s a sophomore slump. I didn’t have one. It was really good to see [2012’s Believe] at the top. When I was going on all these different talk shows when it was the No. 1 album of the year, just hearing that: No. 1 album of the year, Justin Bieber? That’s a really great feeling.”
“(Believe was, in fact, the No. 1 album of 2012 only if you subtract 10 – it placed at No. 11 on Billboard’s year-end chart.)”
Hahaha
Only for the next talentless generation to takes its place. It’s an infinite loop. There’s a four-year old being groomed right now.
I personally can’t stand the guy or the music (or his preachy conservative religious parents). However, it’s crazy to say that Bieber is talentless. That kid is made up of nothing but talent.
And now I’ve stood up for Justin Bieber. This day has not taken me where I thought it would.
This can only end in tragedy.
By which I mean Scientology.
Look at Beiber being edgy! He’s so edgy:
http://gawker.com/5987541/justin-bieber-…-him-on-it
And Damn Lindelof took time off from writing horrible movie scripts to make fun of him. Sir, you’re screen-writing is awful, but I applaud your dedication.
I shudder at that mental image.
I think the thing that bothers me most about modern celebrity culture, is that nominally ‘grown up’ media outlets are covering this crap like it’s news.
If I want to know what’s going on with Beiber and Kanye and the Cardassians, I’ll grab a People magazine.*
*I will never grab a people magazine.
AYa know, I don’t particularly like the vibe I get from Bieber, but I try to spend as little time as possible thinking about him and the shitty youth culture that rewards his ilk. And yeah, I know pantaloon fashion changes with time and what to one generation looks silly, to the next is the height of fashion.
However, it just needs to be said, that these photos all look like Bieber is waddling around after having taken a giant shit in his pants.