Justin Beiber needs a shorter tour bus

[cylon_baby]

@Dr Harford

know, I don’t particularly like the vibe I get from Bieber, but I try to spend as little time as possible thinking about him and the shitty youth culture that rewards his ilk. And yeah, I know pantaloon fashion changes with time and what to one generation looks silly, to the next is the height of fashion.
However, it just needs to be said, that these photos all look like Bieber is waddling around after having taken a giant shit in his pants.

Exactly my thought on viewing that pic! He looks like he’s got about 10 pounds of MUD in his pants.

[mrbananagrabber]

It has begun! The fall of the house of beiber:

http://gawker.com/5989425/gas-masks-ange…tin-bieber

What’s a “Lil Twist?”

[workyticket]

@Bailey

the everloving fuck? It’s like some kind of grotesque Bieber/Kardashian version of a centaur.

Well at least I feel a little better knowing that Lil’ Justin’s music gives him piles too.

[ashxking2001]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/lyapalater/justi…apologizes, Here is the vid of the little hockey puck trying to be hard

[chaz]

If Justin Bieber said he was going to fucking beat the fuck out of me, I would laugh as I have never laughed before. Of course that would give him the perfect chance to fucking beat the fuck out of me.

[freeman]

It would be like being kicked by the china girl in Oz.

“That didn’t hurt.”

[agent_z]

“Smithers, let me at them!”

[filmnerdjamie]

@Bailey

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[mrbananagrabber]

Beiber! Now with spitting-on-neighbors action!

http://gawker.com/5992571/source-justin-…-yesterday

[nooj]

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[bailey]

It’s actually a more insidious form of attack than you realize, as now his neighbor can never wash his face again.

[incognito]

A-S-S-H-O-L-E

@Justin Bieber has four weeks to rescue his monkey

. German officials have given the singer until the end of the month to reclaim Mally, his 14-week-old capuchin monkey, which was seized by customs agents last week.
S
o far, Bieber hasn’t been much of a friend to his erstwhile pet. The monkey was found on Thursday, when Bieber’s jet landed in Munich. According to German customs officials, the singer wasn’t carrying the documentation required to bring the animal into the country. Mally was put in quarantine pending the submission of health papers that would allow his release.
Bieber has since left the city, playing gigs in Vienna, Berlin and Hamburg. He hasn’t commented on the monkey, which will be placed into permanent care should the singer fail to meet the four-week deadline
, the Associated Press reported.
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The monkey is cheerful and is eating well and has his replacement mummy [a toy cat] with it all the time," Karl-Heinz Joachim, from Munich’s main animal sanctuary, said in an interview with Spiegel Online.
Yet Mally is “clearly traumatised”, Joachim told Central European News. “[The monkey was] apparently taken away from its mother when it was between nine and 10 weeks old. This is much too early … Those who were looking after it should have known.”
Neither Bieber nor his representatives have contacted the animal sanctuary
, officials say. But several zoos have been in touch, offering to give Mally a new home if the monkey’s delinquent former caretaker returns to Los Angeles without him.
“The biggest misconception about me is that I’m a bad person,” Bieber told US Weekly last month. “I want to be a good role model, but some people want me to fail.” The 19-year-old is under investigation for allegedly assaulting his neighbour.

[user_32]

There’s a movie there.

[mrbananagrabber]

Someone match him up with Pete Doughty, maybe they will annihilate one another.

[mangy]

This may sound harsh, but I’m starting to think this teenager who’s been rich and famous his entire life is rather immature.

[cylon_baby]

I think he felt intimidated by the monkey’s superior intelligence and emotional balance and that’s why he abandoned it.

[dr_harford]

ANot to get swept up into this whole celebrity gossip thing, but it makes you a terrible person if you acquire a threatened species as a fashion accessory and then abandon it on a whim. If people were flipping out because Shia went to see a play, I don’t see how Bieber can get away with conduct that is genuinely shocking.

[ben_grimm]

People care about Shia more than Bieber. Whatever else goes on, Shia will probably still be around in ten years. Bieber will be a faded memory in three at most, and nobody cares about him now except teenagers and creepazoids.

[yt_1]

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I never thought much about Justin Bieber either way, but taking this poor baby away from her mother at NINE WEEKS and then flying her all over the world and abandoning her in Germany is unconscionable. What’s worse is that idiots the world over no doubt emulate him, so how many will be buying and abusing illegal monkeys as a result of his a$$holism? He should be pressured to apologize to the monkey and return her to her mother once she’s out of quarantine. And whoever sold her to Bieber should be arrested.

[user_32]

@Ben Grimm

nobody cares about him now except teenagers and creepazoids.

Sounds like Shia’s fanbase as well.