I will start this confusing thing out to show you how this works.
A. RED
Q. What is the color you see when you realize your roommate found your half of bottle of Drambuie and drank what was left in it.
A. Sucks
Q: This thread.
A: Midget ducks with huge eyes and no ears.
Q: In what film did the late great Lawrence Tierney play the eponymous game but grouchy bartender?
A: Nuggets
Damn! Jinx to all o’ yez!
Damnit, I hate when that happens.
The “this thread sucks” thing was a joke too. It’s a cool idea.
Q. What rhymes with Phucks?
A. INSANE
(I just realized this may not work, but it could be interesting. NO, I am not drunk…yet).
Q. What is the person like that made up this thread?
A. KID ROCK
Q. What is the person like that made up this thread?
A. KID ROCK
Q. If you lose your pet rock, what could you always get?
A. SEX
Q. What should you be having right now?
A. Mushroom
LMAO at this thread.
<hangs head in shame for making this damn thread up>
Q. What privides more entertainment than Like Mike?
A. Blasphemy
Q: What is it when someone buys a DVD that is in fullscreen when there is a perfectly good widescreen DTS DVD right next to it?
A: Altoids
Q: What helps guys and girls perform curiously strong oral sex?
A: Die Toten Hosen
What is your favorite sex toy?
A: Le Tour de Eiffel, and a giant peach.
Q. What two things would Donky Kong like to climb?
A. Clint Eastwood
Q: What do they make leather handbags out of?
A: A scoop of vanilla with a cherry on top.
A. What do you leave off if you want a banana split that is just not normal?
B. Brazil nut
Q. What do you leave off if you want a banana split that is just not normal?
A. “That’s my velvet alligator, you BASTARD!”