Q. What were Oliver Reed’s last words?
A. Yes, but only if you cram ten feet of carpet into the hole.
Q: How do I shut you up? wink
A: It stinks really really bad. It almost smells like tuna.
Q. If CHUD had a fragrance what would it smell like?
A. Nothing.
What is the amount of money I have once bills are paid.
Richard Grieco and a tennis racket.
Q: What I have left after the bills are paid.
A: A heaping bowl of poo-doo
Q: What does Blofeld has left after the bills are paid?
A: Killdozer
Q. What do you call a narcoleptic serial murderer?
A. Déjà vu
Q. What is reincarnation?
A. Black as the Devil’s heart.
Q. What did that chicken heart look liked after you over cooked him at the barbeque? By the way, put the sauce on after the chicken is done, thanks.
A. Butt Monkey
Q. What is your nickname?
A. “Who the fuck GIVES a flying armpit?!?”
What is the most philosphical question that Kid Ego can think of?
Douglas Adams
Q. What was the answer KID EGO just gave that really was a question?
A. FAKE TITTIES
Q. What does purple_hazed NOT have?
A. “Who the fuck GIVES a flying armpit?!?”
What answer would purpled_hazed give after writing a two questions that completely ignore my answer?
Duct Tape
What should be used to tie someone up who double posts to a thread like this, answering their OWN questions, and doesn’t even notice that there are quotation marks around someone’s answer?
A light blue corset, some oregano, a nine-volt battery and a burlap sack.
Q. What did George Lucas just sell on E-Bay for thousands of dollars saying they appeared in a Star Wars movie?
A. Purgatory
Q. Where was the last place you worked?
A. A big throbbing hunk of manhood…
How would you decribe Janet Reno?
Jack the Ripper
Q. What would I tape up with duct tape if a guy/guys made me upset?
A. two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, tomatoes on a sesame seed bun
Q. What would your dream date look like?
A. As beautiful as an airport.