Worst Baby Name Ever

moovyphreak · January 9, 2009, 12:59am

Granted, while I still think Pilot Inspektor Riesgraf-Lee (Jason Lee’s son) and Audio Science Clyton (Shannyn Sossamon’s son), not to mention Bronx Mowgli Wentz are some of the strangest out there, read more below for Lisa Bonet’s newest child’s name.

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Actors Jason Momoa (star of Stargate: Atlantis) and Lisa Bonet (star of several celebrity rehabs) had a baby just before Christmas, and since no one knows who the hell these two are no one bothered to ask the kid’s name. But now, Jason’s mom has gone on to his websites forums and revealed the answer no one has been waiting for. And yet this is still a story. Try and guess why that might be. drum roll please … Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha Momoa. He was born on the stormest, rainy night. So Nakoa(warrior) … Mana (strength/spirit) Kaua(rain) po(dark) … The name was always going to be Nakoa-Wolf, but Jason did the research on first middle name, 2nd middle name as you know is Jason’s. Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha Momoa. Seriously? That’s not a name. It sounds like a spell. It’s something a voodoo woman would say as she stabs a doll.

Source: http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=17051

kevin_matchstick · January 9, 2009, 1:02am

Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namaky for short.

martin_s · January 9, 2009, 1:06am

Well, the guy’s Hawaiian, so there’s that. Still is a bitch to spell for any teacher in any school except in fucking Hawaii.

elcapitanamerica · January 9, 2009, 1:09am

I thought “Adolf Hitler” was consider the worst “baby name”.

martin_s · January 9, 2009, 1:11am

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Originally Posted by ElCapitanAmerica View Post I thought “Adolf Hitler” was consider the worst “baby name”.

No. It’s Adolph Mussolini Franco Hitler Johnson.

darkmite8 · January 9, 2009, 1:11am

Lisa Bonet was with Lenny Kravitz before, yeah? And now Momoa. Chick digs dreads. I wonder what her opinion on the AVP franchise is.

moovyphreak · January 9, 2009, 1:11am

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Originally Posted by Martin Savage View Post Well, the guy’s Hawaiian, so there’s that. Still is a bitch to spell for any teacher in any school except in fucking Hawaii.

Yeah, I figured as much.

Nakoa Momoa rhymes, though I wouldn’t be surprised if they ended up calling him Wolf.

louris · January 9, 2009, 1:12am

Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K

Yep, that’s pronounced ‘Your Highness’.

http://www.newbabynews.net/hospitals...babyID=h33-440

martin_s · January 9, 2009, 1:13am

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Originally Posted by Louris View Post Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K Yep, that’s pronounced ‘Your Highness’. http://www.newbabynews.net/hospitals...babyID=h33-440

Here’s a real winner.

harleyquinn22 · January 9, 2009, 1:15am

Why do people do this to their children? Get a pet and give it a fucked up name if you’re that desperate to pass your crazy onto another living creature.

judas_booth · January 9, 2009, 1:17am

Suddenly the name ‘Dweezil’ doesn’t sound all that bad.

louris · January 9, 2009, 1:18am

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Originally Posted by HarleyQuinn22 View Post Why do people do this to their children? Get a pet and give it a fucked up name if you’re that desperate to pass your crazy onto another living creature.

I shouldn’t criticize since I named my son after Elvis Costello (Declan McManus).

don_s · January 9, 2009, 1:18am

Or, if you really think a crazy name is so cool, change your own! It doesn’t cost that much to legally change you name. And if you just happen to be getting married, you can change it for free!

I was really close to becoming Cobra Kai Plezure Center Robinson when I got married.

lima_oscar_lima · January 9, 2009, 1:20am

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Originally Posted by Judas Booth View Post Suddenly the name ‘Dweezil’ doesn’t sound all that bad.

Quiet! That’s what I named my schnauzer. He might hear you!

edhocken · January 9, 2009, 1:43am

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Originally Posted by Lima Oscar Lima View Post Quiet! That’s what I named my schnauzer. He might hear you!

Please tell me you didn’t name your cock Moon Unit.

moovyphreak · January 9, 2009, 2:02am

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Originally Posted by Louris View Post I shouldn’t criticize since I named my son after Elvis Costello (Declan McManus).

Declan McManus is a cool name.

louris · January 9, 2009, 2:06am

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Originally Posted by moovyphreak View Post Declan McManus is a cool name.

It’s less cool when idiots pronounce it like a French version of “The Clan”

boogen · January 9, 2009, 2:08am

I still say a big “Fuck You” to anyone who named their son Anakin. There are a lot of them out there and even though other names may be worse, that one pisses me off above all others.

james_kimbell · January 9, 2009, 2:14am

Well, now, I know one guy who shouldn’t read this thread.

martin_s · January 9, 2009, 2:19am

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Originally Posted by Boogen View Post I still say a big “Fuck You” to anyone who named their son Anakin. There are a lot of them out there and even though other names may be worse, that one pisses me off above all others.

Awkward…

Seriously, did you bury your head in the sand for a while?