Sure, she has the dead blue eyes of a RealDoll, but I’ll be damned if she doesn’t make my pants feel tight all the same.
To take the thread title a step further, Megan Fox is hottest while wet:
I think liquid dripping off her chin is pretty much a perfect look for her.
She really fucked her mouth up. That’s gonna be trouble down the line.
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| Originally Posted by Phil View Post She really fucked her mouth up. That’s gonna be trouble down the line. |
Ayup. Those are some awful tattoos there too.
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| Originally Posted by Phil View Post She really fucked her mouth up. That’s gonna be trouble down the line. |
Aw, I called dibs on that privilege.
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| Originally Posted by Phil View Post She really fucked her mouth up. That’s gonna be trouble down the line. |
As a blue-blooded American male, I don’t give a fuuuuuck. I’d marry that and take that home to Ma. Besides, if I complained about every girl with shitty tattoos and surgically odd features, I’d end up a screaming mess on the sidewalk at the corner of Beverly Glen and Santa Monica.
She sure knows what her assets are. Suck on cherry. Check. Rub ice cube all over body. Check. Talk about how you love lesbian sex. Check. Some choice quotes from the article:
Megan on the Miley Cryus and Vanessa Hudgens semi-nude photos:
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| With any of the Miley Cyrus shit, or any of that Vanessa Hudgens shit—I would never issue an apology for my life and for who I am. It’s like, Oh, I’m sorry I took a naked, private picture that someone is an asshole and sold for money. I’m sorry if someone else is a dick. No. You shouldn’t have to apologize. Someone betrayed Vanessa, but no one’s angry at that person. She had to apologize. I hate Disney for making her do that. Fuck Disney.” |
True, but she probably just dug her own grave in Hollywood.
Megan on the paparazzi photos of her grabbing Brian Austin Green’s package in public:
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| I don’t understand why they’re so scandalous. When they first came out, it was like, Megan Fox was giving Brian a blow job in pub—I mean, uh—a hand job in public. First: Who gives hand jobs? Who’s given a hand job since seventh grade? Not me. And who does it at a café on a public street? I touch him all the time. It’s just like, if you have a girlfriend, you grab her butt or whatever. That’s all it was, but it became a big deal. I don’t know why. For me, touching Brian’s dick for two seconds—that’s not part of our sex life. That’s me playing around; you know, you just cup it a little. For a few seconds. |
Yea for blow jobs, er I mean hand jobs, I mean, Megan Fox is hot!
Megan on her teenage lesbian romp with a lesbian stripper!
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| Well, that year my boyfriend broke up with me, and I decided that I was in love with this girl that worked at the Body Shop [a strip club on Sunset Boulevard]. I decided that I was going to get her to love me back, and I went out of my way to create a relationship with this girl, a stripper named Nikita. I was there all the time—I would go there by myself. I bought her things—perfume, body spray, girlie stuff. I turned into a weird middle-aged married man. I felt like I had this need to save Nikita. I’d get lap dances so I could get to know her, and I’d give her what I thought were great little sound bites of inspiration—like You can do it, you’re better than this! I didn’t want her to be there. |
Now you can add “three-way sex with strippers” to your Megan Fox fantasies!
I can’t deny she’s hot, but she still seems like a cheap version of Angelina Jolie (back in her non-skeletal days).
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| Who’s given a hand job since seventh grade? Not me. |
I wish that was the pull quote for the mag’s cover.
Yeah, she really doesn’t do anything for me, except on a shallow aesthetic level. She wasn’t even the hottest woman in Transformers. I was much more into Rachael Taylor.
Too thin. We should thank Michael Bay for making her eat.
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| Originally Posted by Ratty View Post Yeah, she really doesn’t do anything for me, except on a shallow aesthetic level. She wasn’t even the hottest woman in Transformers. I was much more into Rachael Taylor. |
Ditto.
Megan Fox has a certain used quality I don’t really go for.
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| Originally Posted by Jake View Post I’d end up a screaming mess on the sidewalk at the corner of Beverly Glen and Santa Monica. |
So that was you I saw last night as I was driving back from the Jon Lajoie show last night. Goddamn man you were a mess.
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| Originally Posted by Ratty View Post Yeah, she really doesn’t do anything for me, except on a shallow aesthetic level. She wasn’t even the hottest woman in Transformers. I was much more into Rachael Taylor. |
Ima echo dis
Megan Fox is good looking. But those photos are almost completely non-hot for me.
I like her eyes. Other than that it looks like there’s nothing there.
The Maxim spread currently out is far superior. Would still jump her in an instant, though.
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| Originally Posted by Doc Happenin View Post The Maxim spread currently out is far superior. |
The reason to get the current Maxim isn’t Megan Fox; it’s Diora Baird:
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| Originally Posted by Doc Happenin View Post The Maxim spread currently out is far superior. Would still jump her in an instant, though. |
Those pictures they used were three years old, though.
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| Originally Posted by Eric Cordo View Post Those pictures they used were three years old, though. |
Were they? Motherfucker.
Oh, and I had not seen the whole of the issue, but that Dionna girl is fiiiiiiiine.
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| “Look, I’m not a lesbian,” said Fox. “I just think that all humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes. I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl - Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She’s mesmerizing. And lately I’ve been obsessed with Jenna Jameson, but … oh boy.” |
From the upcoming GQ interview. I think I’m mostly quoting it for the potential yak murder.