I am going to be proactive and start a thread for the rumors and urban legends you know are going to start by tommorow morning about the Death Of Jackson.
I am expecting some really good batcrap crazy material, folks.
After his heart attack, Michael Jackson was rushed to LA Children’s hospital.
His heart stopped Beating It.
MJ dead of apparent cardiac arrest caused by 2nd hand overdose of baby aspirin.
Heather Mills sure wishes she waited until tomorrow to file divorce papers.
Michael Jackson’s eulogy at his funeral service will be given by Giant Robot Michael Jackson.
As soon as his death was pronounced, phone calls were placed by the surviving relatives of The Elephant Man to purchase Jackson’s complete skeleton. Many believe the motive was psychological retribution.
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So what color is his ghost?
I suspect it’s a clever ploy by Ahmanenidjad (or however you spell his name) to throw the world’s eye off of Iran for a few days while he mops up.
I heard the guy used to be a recording artist.
Crazy, huh?
Michael Jackson has passed away after cardiac arrest.
It is his first arrest not relating to children.
Micheal Jackson it has been confirmed actually passed away of food poisoning, not of a heart attack. Butlers claim that likely cause of death was the nine year old wiener Jackson had consumed.
Fortunately for the galaxy, Captain EO is alive and well in 3D.
Micheal Jackson is alive and well, working in a small bakery that the locals frequent, and love…
IN HELL!
Michael is not, in fact, dead. He is instead sitting on a beach with Jim Morrison and Andy Kaufman. All are sipping pina coladas.
Time of death was when the big hand was on the little hand.
I’m sure Parker & Stone will have something interesting to say about this…
Keep an eye out for sightings of Leon Kompowsky.