The Shield season 7 - Claudette’s rant about a young banger’s use of the word “nigger”.
“I wouldn’t waste the word ‘nigger’ on someone as empty and Godless as you. Too many of our people have died being treated like ‘niggers’ for me to belittle their suffering.”
Small scene but it was absolutely incendiary stuff thanks to the brilliant C. C. H. Pounder.
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia - “WILD CARD, BITCHES!”
The Wire - Bubbles entire story arch.
Matt Saracen’s breakdown at the dinner table in the latest Friday Night Lights. Hell, every scene with Sarcen in that episode would place.
Originally Posted by MoltisantiView Post All great, but I’m partial to when Christian fucked that HIV-positive lady so hard on a roof that she fell off the ledge and died. My favorite Nip line of the decade was from Vanessa Redgrave this season: “Was it me you thought of as you masturbated into my granddaughter’s panties?” Oh, and of course when Obama won.
Other magic Nip/Tuck moments:
When Christian identified that Famke Janssen was a post-op tranny by having sex with her, and realising thanks to his big horse cock that her vagina was not deep enough to be natural.
Matt’s character throughout the entirety of Nip/Tuck, I don’t think I can even remember all the shit they have put that character through but my favorites:
-His attempted self-circumcission
-His long fling with the post op tranny mentioned above
-Getting beat up and peed on by a gang of pre-op trannies/cross dressers
-Sexual relationship with his long lost half sister
From Terminator The Sarah Connor Chronicles:
-The lead singer from the band Garbage as a T-1000 type terminator.
From Lost:
-The ending of the episode “Walkabout” where it is revealed that John Locke was confined to a wheelchair before the plane crash.
-4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42… fuuuuuuuck
-Locke bangs on the mysterious Hatch in the jungle, “I’VE DONE EVERYTHING YOU WANTED ME TO DO… SO WHY… DID YOU DO THIS… TO MEEE!?”
*light then turns on in the hatch*
-Dr. Arzt and his rant about how unstable old dynamite is, followed by him exploding.
-“Well see, the thing is… We’re gonna have to take the boy.”
-The “Make your own kind of music” brilliant fakeout opening to season 2.
Originally Posted by Spike MarshallView Post Alec Baldwin pretending to be Tracy Jordan’s mother, father and Hispanic Neighbour in 30 Rock is probably one of my favourite comedy moments this decade.
This and Spaceman in several appearances (like assisting Geiss in a coma).
Carnivale, the boy healing the little girl and taking out an entire crop in the last minutes of the premiere.
Threshold, Carla Gugino running in pijamas in the middle of the night.
Just about everything on The Wire and Friday Night Lights
“He killed my father! HE RAPED ME!” On Veronica Mars and Logan’s brief look of rage where you think he might kill Beaver.
Gemma telling Clay and Jax about the rape on Sons of Anarchy.
Just about everything on The Shield. Too hard to choose.
Carmela and Tony’s fight on The Soprano’s in the season 4 episode Whitecaps. Also, all of College.
Rome: “THIRTEEN!”
Robin Sparkles.
“I’ll take my chances.” Season 2 finale of Burn Notice.
Chrismukkah on The O.C.
“I’m the crazy bitch around here!” Season 1 finale of Gossip Girl.
All of Alan Shore and Denny Crane’s relationship on Boston Legal
Before it became a comedy: “I loved you the most.” when Shawn found out Matt was Christian’s son and the look of horrified realization on Christian’s face on Nip/Tuck
“Black’s only” Water fountain on Better off Ted.
Too many to count on Scrubs, but standouts are My Old Lady, My Lunch, My Fallen Idol, My Screwup. So many others.
I agree with many of these- Dr Who Blink episode, the Library (spoilers!) episode and of course The Wire.
Something that I thought was great was on Psych: last season they made the theme song “Telemundo-ized” for an episode (spanish soap opera ep) and this season they had the theme song “Bollywood-ized”.
It’s been ahwile since I’ve seen Rome. I know there were a lot of moments I thought were great… The first one that comes to mind is the scene where Pullo assassinates Cicero.
Originally Posted by Jed Bartlet You’re a son of a bitch, you know that? She bought her first new car and you hit her with a drunk driver. What? Was that supposed to be funny? “You can’t conceive, nor can I, the appalling strangeness of the mercy of God,” says Graham Greene. I don’t know whose ass he was kissing there, 'cause I think you’re just vindictive. What was Josh Lyman - a warning shot? That was my son. What did I ever do to yours but praise his glory and praise his name? There’s a tropical storm that’s gaining speed and power. They say we haven’t had a storm this bad since you took out that tender ship of mine in the North Atlantic last year. Sixty-eight crew. You know what a tender ship does? Fixes the other ships. It doesn’t even carry guns. It just goes around, fixes the other ships and delivers the mail. That’s all it can do. Gratias tibi ago, domine. Yes, I lied. It was a sin. I’ve committed many sins. Have I displeased you, you feckless thug? 3.8 million new jobs, that wasn’t good? Bailed out Mexico. Increased foreign trade. Thirty million new acres of land for conservation. Put Mendoza on the bench. We’re not fighting a war. I’ve raised three children. That’s not enough to buy me out of the doghouse? Haec credam a deo pio, a deo iusto, a deo scito? Cruciatus in crucem. Trus in terra servus, nuntius fui, officium perfeci. Cruciatus in crucem. Eas in crucem.
Originally Posted by Bunk Moreland Bullshit, boy. No victim? I just came from Tosha’s people, remember? All this death, you don’t think it ripples out? You don’t even know what the fuck I’m talking about. I was a few years ahead of you at Edmondson, but I know you remember the neighborhood, how it was. We had some bad boys, for real. Wasn’t about guns so much as knowing what to do with your hands. Those boys could really rack. My father had me on the straight, but like any young man, I wanted to be hard too, so I’d turn up at all the house parties where the tough boys hung. Shit, they knew I wasn’t one of them. Them hard cases would come up to me and say, “Go home, schoolboy, you don’t belong here.” Didn’t realize at the time what they were doing for me. As rough as that neighborhood could be, we had us a community. Nobody, no victim, who didn’t matter. And now all we got is bodies, and predatory motherfuckers like you. And out where that girl fell, I saw kids acting like Omar, calling you by name, glorifying your ass. Makes me sick, motherfucker, how far we done fell.
-Matt killing his cellmate after his cellmate became enraged at Matt for trying to slip medication into his Ho-Hos that would kill his sex drive. This after Matt’s cellmate tried to force Matt to get Christian to give him breast implants.
-Dina Meyer as the lady afraid of getting breast cancer who cut her own tit off in the McNamara/Troy waiting room (Choice Christian quote from that one: "Those are two of the healthiest tits I’ve ever put my dick between.".
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