The CHUD TV All-Stars: 250 Greatest Characters

Same rules as before, but with a twist.

In interests of fostering discussion rather than just making a random list, you HAVE to provide an explanation of at least two sentences or 50 words or your selection is invalid. It’s a lot more fun for everyone if we get a dialogue going rather than just listing back and forth.

Also, since the actor and show are important, let’s make sure we list those too. Like this:

1. Al Swearengen - Ian McShane - DEADWOOD

Because in a town without law, he is the word and he is God. Al is the glue that held both the town–and the show–together for three masterful seasons. Remember how everything went to shit when Al was laid up in bed with kidney stones in season 2? There should be enough proof there for you, but if not, I point you to almost every other scene in the three years of Deadwood. (Oh, one more: The opening scene to Deadwood’s finest hour, “E.B. Was Left Out” where Al gets the “sum up the show” scene when he tells newspaper editor Merrick: "Pain, or damage, don’t end the world. Or despair. Or fuckin’ beatings. The world ends when you’re dead. Until then, you’ve got more punishments in store. Stand it like a man, and give some back."Wink

Al was intelligent, he was scary, he was sympathetic, fatherly, and, of course, he was fucking funny as hell. After Tony Soprano, it didn’t seem like HBO could come up with a more murderous, profane character–but David Milch did, and Ian McShane needs to be handed sympathy Emmy after sympathy Emmy for being ignored so egrariously over the last two years. You’ve got one more chance to do right by him, you Academy cocksuckers–I implore you not to fuck it up.

I think Silas Adams said it better than I ever could when he said in the finale, “When he ain’t lyin’, Al’s the most honorable man you’ll ever meet.” A-fuckin-men to that.

Lucy.

The queen of the Golden Age sitcoms, Lucy was cute, funny, outrageous, and trend-setting. She updated the Gracie Allen ditzy character for the television age, and she did it with style. Anyone who disagrees has some serious ‘splainin’ to do.

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Killer Bob - Twin Peaks

Maybe the scariest character that ever came across the screen. His mere presence gave me goosebumps. He isn´t the greatest talker, but he is the definition of gravitas. As a character there is nobody in the same league.
What´s up with the season 2 DVD anyway? Paramount, bring it on already!

  1. Al Swearengen - Deadwood
  2. Lucy Ricardo - I Love Lucy
  3. Killer Bob - Twin Peaks
    4. Basil Fawlty - Fawlty Towers

Perhaps one of the finest sitcom characters ever created, John Cleese had him fully-formed from the get-go. Brilliantly blustery to those who he thinks beneath him yet snivelingly sucking up to the upper crust he desperately wants to think he belongs to, yet Cleese often imbues him with a layer of sympathy for a man whose life hasn’t gone exactly the way he planned it, which is key – you can’t laugh with Basil if you think he’s a complete bastard. Add in Cleese’s brilliant comic timing and physical comedy skills and you have an enduring character who, although appearing in only 12 episodes, stands as one of the greatest comedic creations of all time.

  1. Al Swearengen - Deadwood
  2. Lucy Ricardo - I Love Lucy
  3. Killer Bob - Twin Peaks
  4. Basil Fawlty - Fawlty Towers
  5. Louis DePalma - Taxi

Danny DeVito created one of the funniest, most obnoxious characters ever in the show ‘Taxi’. There were many great characters on this show, but his was the standout. He was a combination boss from hell, skirt chaser, and loudmouth…and you could tell that Danny had a ball playing him. It’s still one of my all time favorite shows.

  1. Al Swearengen - Deadwood
  2. Lucy Ricardo - I Love Lucy
  3. Killer Bob - Twin Peaks
  4. Basil Fawlty - Fawlty Towers
  5. Louis DePalma - Taxi
  6. Al Bundy - Married…With Children

Assuming these are in no particular order, you can’t omit the great comedic work Ed O’Neill did on what pretty much is a send up of the family sitcom. Stepping away from the Ralph Kramden model and just going about it as a man who has been defeated, won’t stop reliving high school and despite the BS continues to wade thru it for no good reason.

  1. Al Swearengen - Deadwood
  2. Lucy Ricardo - I Love Lucy
  3. Killer Bob - Twin Peaks
  4. Basil Fawlty - Fawlty Towers
  5. Louis DePalma - Taxi
  6. Al Bundy - Married…With Children
  7. President Jed Bartlet - The West Wing

Originally the character was only to appear in a few episodes with the primary focus of the show being on the West Wing staff. However Martin Sheen made such a impact with Bartlet that there was just no way that the President couldn’t be a main part of the show…And his speech to God in Two Cathedrals will probably go down as one of the greatest moments in TV history.

  1. Al Swearengen - Deadwood

  2. Lucy Ricardo - I Love Lucy

  3. Killer Bob - Twin Peaks

  4. Basil Fawlty - Fawlty Towers

  5. Louis DePalma - Taxi

  6. Al Bundy - Married…With Children

  7. President Jed Bartlet - The West Wing

  8. Gob Bluth - Arrested Development

Gob was a great character because he worked on several different levels. He was a great asshole; the guy who would set fire to a woman’s car if it meant he would get to sleep with her. What was great about him was that even though the show never dwelled on it, all his actions were as a result of his frustration at never receiving the love of his parents (who made it no secret that they hated him) and his feeling of betrayal that Michael was the favorite son even though he was oldest. And even though he was given gold to work with, Will Arnett was able to make it even better. His delivery was flawless every time and he had more charisma than an entire roster of WWE wrestlers, which he used to elevated Gob to one of the all time great comedic characters.

  1. Al Swearengen - Deadwood
  2. Lucy Ricardo - I Love Lucy
  3. Killer Bob - Twin Peaks
  4. Basil Fawlty - Fawlty Towers
  5. Louis DePalma - Taxi
  6. Al Bundy - Married…With Children
  7. President Jed Bartlet - The West Wing
  8. Gob Bluth - Arrested Development
  9. Vic Mackey - The Shield

Not only is Vic a crooked cop who took bribes from drug dealers and gangsters
but he is also a cold blooded murderer. In the first episode of The Shield, Vic murders an undercover cop investigating his unit. At that point you’d think that there is nothing this character could do to redeem himself but by the end of the first season you can’t help but sympathize for Vic. He steals for his family including 2 autistic children. He does what he does for a good cause but his actions are going to destroy him sooner or later.

  1. Al Swearengen - Deadwood

  2. Lucy Ricardo - I Love Lucy

  3. Killer Bob - Twin Peaks

  4. Basil Fawlty - Fawlty Towers

  5. Louis DePalma - Taxi

  6. Al Bundy - Married…With Children

  7. President Jed Bartlet - The West Wing

  8. Gob Bluth - Arrested Development

  9. Vic Mackey - The Shield

  10. Hank Kingsley - The Larry Sanders Show

The sitcom traditionally has a sidekick for the main character, but the thing that set Hank Kingsley apart was the fact that he was a sidekick to Larry Sanders, both on the late-night show and in the storylines. His vanity and idiocy was both unnerving and adorable. Whether he was trying to garner more attention while sitting on the couch, being the butt of the jokes for Larry and Artie, requesting a particular brand of jerk-off lotion or claiming to be an innocent victim of the OJ Simpson murder case due to dropping property values, Jeffrey Tambor’s performance of Hank Kingsley was one of the greatest television characters of the 1990s.

I was just about to add Hank Kingsley to this list but I guess you beat me to it. There is no better TV character as far as I’m concerned.

  1. Adam Schiff - Steven Hill - Law and Order.

Maybe the greatest actor to ever appear on TV, period - and doing justice to a complex part. He rarely appeared for more than five minutes a show during his ten years, opposite the excellent pre-meltdown Michael Moriarty and very good Sam Waterston, but he was so strong, his replacements - the wonderful Dianne Weist and the authoritative Fred Dalton Thompson - seemed mere shadows in the role. Hill could be sympathetic, empathetic, humourous, and insightful, all in the same escene. Robert Duvall called him the best actor alive, and he showed why - every episode. Of all the excellent Law and Order actors to leave the show - Moriarty, Noth, Brooks - he was the strongest to go.

  1. Al Swearengen - Deadwood
  2. Lucy Ricardo - I Love Lucy
  3. Killer Bob - Twin Peaks
  4. Basil Fawlty - Fawlty Towers
  5. Louis DePalma - Taxi
  6. Al Bundy - Married…With Children
  7. President Jed Bartlet - The West Wing
  8. Gob Bluth - Arrested Development
  9. Vic Mackey - The Shield
  10. Hank Kingsley - The Larry Sanders Show
  11. Adam Schiff - Law and Order
    12. Niles Crane - Frasier

This started being about Frasier, but thinking about it, Niles is the more remarkable creation. What could have been simply a clone of Frasier became a fully developed character in his own right, and the superb comic timing of David Hyde-Pierce made him a perfect foil for Kelsey Grammer.

  1. Al Swearengen - Deadwood
  2. Lucy Ricardo - I Love Lucy
  3. Killer Bob - Twin Peaks
  4. Basil Fawlty - Fawlty Towers
  5. Louis DePalma - Taxi
  6. Al Bundy - Married…With Children
  7. President Jed Bartlet - The West Wing
  8. Gob Bluth - Arrested Development
  9. Vic Mackey - The Shield
  10. Hank Kingsley - The Larry Sanders Show
  11. Adam Schiff - Law and Order
  12. Niles Crane - Frasier

13. Jack Tripper - Three’s Company

Arguably the greatest sit-com character of the 1980’s, John Ritter’s Tripper is by far my favorite television character. Ritter was the stand-out performer on the self-proclaimed “first show about nothing.” Between his insane pratfalls, to his ability to crack you up with just a look, Ritter took what was on paper a blah character and made Jack Tripper one of television’s most beloved citizens.

God, I miss John Ritter.

  1. Al Swearengen - Deadwood

  2. Lucy Ricardo - I Love Lucy

  3. Killer Bob - Twin Peaks

  4. Basil Fawlty - Fawlty Towers

  5. Louis DePalma - Taxi

  6. Al Bundy - Married…With Children

  7. President Jed Bartlet - The West Wing

  8. Gob Bluth - Arrested Development

  9. Vic Mackey - The Shield

  10. Hank Kingsley - The Larry Sanders Show

  11. Adam Schiff - Law and Order

  12. Niles Crane - Frasier

  13. Jack Tripper - Three’s Company

  14. Reginald Perrin - The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin

Played by Leonard Rossiter, this was a three season British Comedy in the mid 70s. Reggie was, and is today, a very identifiable character. Bored and frustrated at what his life has become, he has Walter Mitty-like fantasies of what he would REALLY like to do in situations (usually involving nailing his secretary, or thinking of his mother-in-law as a hippo). Through the course of the series, he fakes his death a few times in order to try out new lives, usually ending up back with is family to try and make a go of a ‘normal life’. The best story arc comes in the second season when he creates, as a joke against society, a store called ‘Grot’ that only sells guaranteed absolutely useless items…and makes a fortune.

If you’re a fan of British comedy, I highly encourage you to seek this series out.

  1. Al Swearengen - Deadwood

  2. Lucy Ricardo - I Love Lucy

  3. Killer Bob - Twin Peaks

  4. Basil Fawlty - Fawlty Towers

  5. Louis DePalma - Taxi

  6. Al Bundy - Married…With Children

  7. President Jed Bartlet - The West Wing

  8. Gob Bluth - Arrested Development

  9. Vic Mackey - The Shield

  10. Hank Kingsley - The Larry Sanders Show

  11. Adam Schiff - Law and Order

  12. Niles Crane - Frasier

  13. Jack Tripper - Three’s Company

  14. Reginald Perrin - The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin

  15. Captain James T. Kirk - Star Trek:TOS

Played by the Shatner. Captain Kirk is over the top, cheesey, hammy and yet iconic. The first space mysogonist, and a man that got more alien tail than you can shake a stick at. You can make a very good arguement that Mr.Spock would be a better choice, but how many comedians would be SOL if they didn’t have their pitch perfect impression of Captain Kirk’s staggard speaking style.

  1. Al Swearengen - Deadwood

  2. Lucy Ricardo - I Love Lucy

  3. Killer Bob - Twin Peaks

  4. Basil Fawlty - Fawlty Towers

  5. Louis DePalma - Taxi

  6. Al Bundy - Married…With Children

  7. President Jed Bartlet - The West Wing

  8. Gob Bluth - Arrested Development

  9. Vic Mackey - The Shield

  10. Hank Kingsley - The Larry Sanders Show

  11. Adam Schiff - Law and Order

  12. Niles Crane - Frasier

  13. Jack Tripper - Three’s Company

  14. Reginald Perrin - The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin

  15. Captain James T. Kirk - Star Trek:TOS

  16. Jack Bauer - 24

No matter how outlandish or profoundly dumb this show gets, there’s always one constant: Jack Bauer’s fucking great, and the show very rarely fails him. The guy’s the hero we all wish was actually out there, fighting for the safety of the free world for all the right reasons by any means necessary. Yet, we’ve got Superman for that. What makes Bauer special is that he manages to be an all-encompassing badass without sacrificing vital humanity in the process. He might push the envelope of it once in a while, but the fact that at the end of the day, he’s still that guy that climbed into his SUV, dropped his defenses, and had a breakdown earns hium way more credit as a great character than your average neck-snapping government agent.

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  1. Peter Dragon- Jay Mohr- ACTION!

At the start of ACTION! Dragon is becoming a washed-up has-been who no longer calls upon as many yes-men as originally. And Mohr plays him with a pathetic mean streak that displayed a moneymaker in steep decline, but one who wouldn’t go down without flames. He was endearingly passionate about the business of making films, even though he’d toss off asides like, “When are women going to realize that ‘No’ is one letter short of ‘now’?” And even struggled with his own humanity when he sold out his prostitute lover for the rights to “Beverly Hills Gun Club”. Much of the stuff in “Thank You For Smnoking” is territory already tred by Dragon.