‘All in all, this is one day that Mittens the kitten will not soon forget.’
‘Kittens give Morbo gas.’
“You can’t have characters announce how they feel!
Ooooh, that makes me feel angry!”
And the most commonly occuring quotes from season four:
“We now join our show already in progress” and “Futurama will not be seen tonight”
“Good news, everyone!”
“It’s a suppository!”
and the combination…“Good news, everyone! It’s a suppository!”
“Bite my shiny metal Daffodil ass!”-The top six words Bender says.
“That´s no ufo, that´s my ass!”
The quote so good, they even used it in a commentary again..
“YOU WATCHED IT… YOU CAN’T UNWATCH IT!”
And of course, the best line ever…
“Oooh… A lesson in not changing history from Mr. I’m-my-own-grandpa! Let’s get the hell out of here already. Screw history!”
“I have made it with a woman. Inform the men.”
“All I want in life is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit.”
“It’s Bender! And he’s dead stinking sober!”
“…and so the Trekkies were executed in the manner most befitting virgins…”
“I think I got ASS whiplash!”
“This one’s for that little boy that’s limboin’ up in heaven!”
Bender stop scrathing your ax hole
Im Meeting you hippies half way
Scruffy knows who did it
“Where’s the bathroom?”
“The bath-what?”
“The bathroom.”
“The what-room?”
“Bathroom!”
“The what-what?”
“Friends! Help! A guinea pig tricked me!”
“Stop eating our young! And it’s pronounced ‘guacamole’!”
Mayor of New New York: “Save us, Jesus!”
Jesus Zoidberg: “I help those that help themselves! Nyah-nyah-nyah!”
I feel like I’ve been mauled by Jesus.
“YES! He’s showing just what a guy with a cannon in his chest can do!”
“There. Now Nobody can say that I don’t own John Laroquette’s spine!”
Fry- Bender stop youll make god cry
Professor:Who are those horrible orange creatures over there?
Glurmo:Why those are the Grunka Lunkas. They work here in the Slurm factory.
Professor:Tell them I hate them.
(While watching "Charlie’s Angels 3"
Fry: This movie has everything! Explosions and a Vampire!
Which is what I say when I watch LXG & “Van Helsing”…
Fry: “That could be my beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing.”
Bender: “Oh, but you can! Though you may have to metaphorically make a deal with the devil. And by devil, I mean Robot Devil. And by metaphorically, I mean.. get your coat.”