Which is interesting because there’s any number of ludicrous stories circling around the Jones-o-sphere and beyond at any given time that would really demand action from people if they were true. But generally people seem happy to accept a casual belief in truly horrifying shit without it turning them into paranoid hermits or vigilantes (like, I don’t know, say FEMA are secretly planning to exterminate half the population of the continental US and have all the coffins ready. Sandy Hook was staged but children were actually murdered as part of an exercise that was ultimately about tightening gun laws and federal control. These things make some people act stalkey or weird, but really if you truly accept the truth of this stuff you’re no longer talking about regular old cynicism. You should be taking some sort of direct action. Yet nearly every follower does not) .
Well here someone finally did. Buzzfeed broke down the growth of the story somewhat
Since then, of course, there has been many unable to let go and plenty of whispers of ‘new evidence’ and a sort of “Well they jumped the gun (yuk yuk) but that doesn’t mean it’s not true” kind of stuff. So it might be back.
“Why haven’t the authorities investigated?!” he drops, with a hefty wink at the end there. It’s not the most outre video on the subject but putting that in after a bunch of vague and non-incriminating details, which he himself admits, is pure Glen Beckery. Good grief, where would there be anything resembling probable cause in that lot.
So many of these things begin with face value acceptance of supposed FBI pedophilia network codes which is apparently universally accepted by the Paedophile board of governors by right as of the vote taken at the International Paedophile congress and entered into law as An Act For The Reference of Sex with Children to be Disguised as Food (1992).
Now, even if there’s some substance to this (and I haven’t run into anything clear except screencaps from 4chan/8chan so far) the problem that ought to leap out at people is that words for food being code for paedophilic behaviour also still mean food most of the time. Except when these people use them of course. And the reason we think these people using these words means paedophile stuff and not food is because you see there’s this code that pedophiles use…
There’s a barely concealed old fashioned Gay Panic at work in all of this stuff too and it’s really kind of amazing to see it and the date isn’t 1989 or something.
This guy runs this pizza shop and he’s gay and he’s politically connected and he’s into weird art and burlesque and has weird friends. But he likes children and pictures of his friends children and so forth. Why? Why would this man be interested in children? What does he want with these children?!
A video with some recontextualising of the original emails and other things.
To be honest, I always thought Alex Jones was actually someone like that FBI guy who posed as a right wing conspiracy theorist for years as a double agent.
Now I know there is no way that bucket over his shoulders can hold more than one insane mind/personality.
Remember when all the crazies were just out there in their HAM Radios?
The ridiculous thing is they promote small town values, but then, nope, all the police parents, coroners, kids etc. were in on it. I’m from a similar town in Connecticut, and my parents recently had a small house fire. The chief, well basically the entire department, showed up, and the exchange went along the lines of “Holy crap, this is your house John?” “Unfortunately, and I’ve managed to put it out, so, i’m begging you Charlie, don’t use water.” But clearly they were all crisis actors.
AJones has since done a segment on his show, in response to this specific story, reassuring his fans that he’s not really fake and that anyone who says otherwise is a New World Order stooge.