Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017) Post-Release

Okay, I guess I’ll kick this off as I have seen the film as of this morning.

NO SPOILERS I PROMISE

Full disclosure - I am a lifelong Star Wars fan. It came out when I was four and it was the first film I ever saw in the cinema. I adore the original trilogy and tolerate the prequels, despite their numerous (many) flaws. And I really like The Force Awakens with some minor quibbles. Rogue One left me cold.

I made a conscious decision to avoid all trailers, tv spots, articles, featurettes - everything for The Last Jedi so I could go in totally spoiler-free.

And, I enjoyed (almost) every second of it.

First off this is a hell of a ride. A non-stop rollercoaster of action and emotion. And it’s damn funny in places, a hell of a lot more than I expected. And it does not go the way you think it will. At all. And that may be a problem for some.

It’s a hard balance to strike. Go the tried and trusted route or try something audacious and new? And you’ll never win no matter which way you go.

Is it a great film? Yes.

Is it a great Star Wars film? Yes.

But…be wary of all-out raves. No film is perfect and this is no exception. There were a couple of clunky moments and one subplot in particular that did nothing for me.

I think it’s going to be a divisive film, possibly more so than its predecessor. Will your enjoyment depend on how spoiled you are? Possibly. But having looked at the trailer now I’m glad I did what I did. And I will be doing the same for Episode 9.

I’m being incredibly wary of spoilers hence the vagueness. But if you have questions - shoot.

It’s always a very overwhelming experience seeing a Star Wars film for the first time and I’m still processing it. I am really looking forward to seeing it with a paying audience at the midnight screening on Wednesday night as there are a great many crowd-pleasing moments.

And I totally see why Lucasfilm / Disney / Kathleen Kennedy have given Rian Johnson the keys to the kingdom. He GETS it. And I can’t wait to see what he comes up with without being bound by the characters and elements he has to work with here.

So, go and see it on the biggest, loudest screen you can, enjoy it and make up your own mind.

Did you see it in 3D? if you did, would you say that it was worth it?

Stop stop STOP IT!

… I can only be SO erect before something rips.

The possibility that I’m about to see a genuinely flat out no reservations good Star Wars movie has me giddy.

Got my tickets for this wednesday at 11:55 PM…and its my birthday that day.

Glad to know I’ll enjoy myself.

Much to my delight it was NOT in 3D.

The Force Awakens press screening was but this was not, oddly enough.

You don’t have to spoiler box this one unless you want to, but is Captain Phasma no longer a lame nothing of a character? Is Poe more than a BARELY there pulp serial character this time?

When are you seeing it Do you really want to know? How spoiled are you?

Thursday night OMG DON’T TELL ME ANYTHING FORGET I ASKED!!!

I’ll answer but beware of genuine spoilers below

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

What’s the deal with the Force tree?

It is in a couple of scene but is never talked about at length or explained

Does Luke survive the film?

Are you sure you want to know this???

Don’t tell Barry either!!!

(Covers Barry’s sweet innocent virgin eyes)

Really? I feel bad posting spoilers even when they’re hidden…

Can I DM you to avoid the wrath of potential accidental clickers?

Yes please get the hardcore stuff out of here at least for a few days. Out entirely!!!

Don’t worry. I will not be posting any hardcore spoilers. DMs only if requested

Don’t do it. Hold off. Trust me

What are you two Kylo and Rey now? JUST FUCK ALREADY

I don’t give a shit about spoilers. I just want the score already. What happened to the tuesday release date?

It’s okay. I didn’t send anything spoilery. I just couldn’t bring myself to do it…

AHAHA, Star Wars the only post release thread where people are like “Take that shit to PMs you jackass!”

We dodged a bullet here guys.