Pokemon Go- Damn, They Ruined a Cashcow Didn't They?

A couple of my friends were playing this over the weekend. Had them explain it, seems even dumber than Ingress. Seems like it’s just a nostalgia thing really, doesn’t have much of a game in it.

It’s not in Canada yet Sad I’m considering making a US account just for this.

Yea, may be showing my age here, but I’m happy to sit this little fad out. Was never a Pokemon kid (like, ever) and the whole premise behind this little exercise smells suspiciously like hard work to me. Not hating, just not my bag. You guys have fun tho.

Pokemon, Digimon and all their related ilk are the crappiest examples of anime ever. So yeah, not a big fan either.

AYour favorite Michael Vick simulator app has serious privacy problems:

Yeah, I’m enjoying this one. Missed my train this morning because I’m stood outside the tube station trying terribly to catch a Jigglypuff. Got a route on my smoke breaks that cycles three pokestops and there’s one accessible from the other side of the building that I can easily wander to every few minutes.

Going to try and plot out a nice lunchtime walk I think. Probably healthier than just sitting in the pub. Smile

Lots of Gym Battles going on and Lures being activated in central London, so I think a fair few people have already downloaded their dodgy copies on their Androids. Smile

A[URL=http:// https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-…emon-here/#] Holocaust museum to visitors please stop catching pokemon here.[/URL]
I’m not linking this here to piss on anyone’s chips… just made melaugh heartily.

AI tried to make it tidy. I really tried.

Took less than a week for someone to get shot over this game.

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He then walked into an enclosed back porch of the residence, and when it still did not appear he started checking windows on the house and attempted to open them.
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Was I that fucking stupid when I was fifteen? I mean of course he shouldn’t be dead but for fuck’s sake.

Is this legit? With how frenzied this game has become you’d think something like this would be a big story. Don’t see any other sites reporting this.

Ok, apparently not. My mistake for trusting Reddit.

I’ll go sit in the corner and hope some lonely Pokemon comes my way.

No worries, someone will get snuffed over this game soon enough. We just need to show some patience.

“Hey, Maybe Don’t Play Pokémon Go At the Holocaust Museum”:

http://www.avclub.com/article/hey-maybe-…eum-239445

EDIT: …Aaaaaaaand, ninja’d by Mike’s Pants, it would seem.

^ …And yet, ironically, they probably wouldn’t even bat an eye if I busted out Fallout 3 on PlayStation Vita, and started blowing up the actual cemetery in-game.

A[quote name=“Leto II” url=“/community/t/155656/pokemon-go-shut-up-you-know-youre-playing-it#post_4098862”]“Hey, Maybe Don’t Play Pokémon Go At the Holocaust Museum”:

http://www.avclub.com/article/hey-maybe-…eum-239445

EDIT: …Aaaaaaaand, ninja’d by Mike’s Pants, it would seem.
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You did it better…

It’s like no-one listened to Professor Oak:

Turns out my tube train in the morning travels slow enough at the very start to not trigger the ‘you’re in a vehicle mode’ (it leaves the platform, goes past a large junction and a train storage yard). Looks like I’m getting a free 1km egg incubation every morning before it registers I’m going too fast.

I’ve no clue how I’m supposed to power up any of the rarer Pokemon though. Currently I’m getting Drowzee’s, Rattata’s and Pidgeys at a rate of knots so it’s those three I’m able to upgrade and evolve. Doesn’t even look like I can buy the candy?