Lindsay Lohan or Praying Mantis?

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Originally Posted by Diva View Post I’ve had many conversations with people riding the Columbian Express and Lohan’s definitely back on it. She’s got the white shit jitters, for sure.

It’s powdered sugar from the donuts. Didn’t you hear her?

She eats as much as she always has…

See?

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Originally Posted by Diva View Post I’ve had many conversations with people riding the Columbian Express and Lohan’s definitely back on it. She’s got the white shit jitters, for sure.

A crackhead’s dream girl.

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She looks like a prison camp detainee …

Looks like Keira Knightley coming off a bender.

She looks and sounds like she’s 47 years old.

So, Lindsay no longer acts,“sings”, or entertains in any way. She just takes off her clothes for money.

She has officially become a whore.

Strippers are whores?

Well, I wouldn’t want to generalize…

Stippers dance around and entertain. Lindsay just stands there, half nude, looking stoned while someone snaps her photo.

Whore’s probably the wrong word though. Whores serve a purpose. Lindsay just kind of exists anymore.

Yeah, I was gonna say if that’s your idea of a whore, someone’s ripping you off.

I’m adding her to my “Dead Pool”…

She won’t make it to 2010.

Drew Barrymore started drinking, doing coke, and clubbing when she was ten-years-old. She still managed to forge a pretty decent career for herself. What’s Lindsay’s problem?

She was also recently spotted with “lint” in her nose.

Iggy’s prettier in that photo. But proof you shouldn’t write those dead pool lists too early…

I think the black and white photo is hot.

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Lindsay is a natural beauty.

Iggy has a prettier voice too!

Nyyyyyyaaaaahhhhhaaaaaaggggghhhhh!!!

At this point, I’m going with Praying Mantis. Or Stick Insect. Or some performance art imitating the old Michael Palin prisoner from Life Of Brian ("Oh, what I wouldn’t give to be spat at in the face!"Wink chained up on the wall.

You know what they say about women with big feet.