Could DaveB have some Rogen-like attributes!?
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| Don’t you be my Kate Winslet, Seth Rogen. |
Soon, we’ll be seeing Rogen gracing the covers of CQ and Esquire with his sides completely Photoshopped out! (has Rogen been on such magazines already?)
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| Originally Posted by mcnooj82 View Post Could DaveB have some Rogen-like attributes!? |
Uh, yeah. He could.
Since you guys are stingy with sharing pictures of yourselves, I just have to imagine DaveB as this big brain in a jar. With glasses for the Rogen connection.
Tee-hee, more like Silent Slob.
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| Originally Posted by Chris Miller View Post Holy crap! He’s lost a lot of weight before, he talked about it in his blog, but he always does it through crash diets (shakes, whatever) and then goes back to his old habits after he drops the tonnage. |
He must have been in one of his thinner phases when he did the Mallrats commentary, where he referred to his appearance in that film as the fattest he’d ever been. He looks twice that big now. Didn’t he lose a bet with Ethan Suplee over who could lose the most weight in ten years after that?
Like Orson Welles. Please note, this is the only time Kevin Smith will be compared to Orson Welles.
No wonder Rogen’s thinner, there can’t have been much craft services left over.
He should get on the diet Jason Mewes is on, that guy is thin!
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| Originally Posted by Big Jim Slade View Post Didn’t he lose a bet with Ethan Suplee over who could lose the most weight in ten years after that? |
Unless he actually flew to the moon to weigh-in, I’d say he had to.
Tee-hee, more like Chasing Taffy.
Chasing Gravy. You fucked that one up, Molt.
No sir. Gravy may rhyme better but taffy is a funnier word. Fact.
Rogen’s lookin’ like a bad, sexy man. And it took a broken toilet for Smith to realize he needs to lose weight? That’s like a blind guy falling down a flight of stairs before realizing he needs a walking stick.
We should ask Smith for a ruling. I think gravy’s funnier. And less healthy.
I think gravy’s funnier. But that’s because in 6th grade I once looked down at my poop and told my friend, “Eww, it looks like gravy.”
He never let me off the hook for that.
All I know is I’ve never eaten taffy without laughing about it for a second or two. I’ve had gravy plenty of times with nary a guffaw.
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| Originally Posted by mcnooj82 View Post Soon, we’ll be seeing Rogen gracing the covers of CQ and Esquire with his sides completely Photoshopped out! (has Rogen been on such magazines already?) |
Yeah, I read GQ. What’re you gonna do about it? Go fuck yourself.
re nooj: dunno about Esquire tho. Maybe.
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| Originally Posted by Phil View Post We should ask Smith for a ruling. I think gravy’s funnier. And less healthy. |
Doesn’t look like he’s been doing much chasing, period.
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| Originally Posted by ElCapitanAmerica View Post |
He looks like a heart attack waiting to happen, and he’s not even 40 yet. Seriously, he’s making money, he should hire a trainer and a dietician and get his ass into shape.
I used to work with a guy that large - dude’s weight shifted and broke the wax seal at the bottom of the toilet so when he flushed all this foulness leaked out from the bottom. He eventually lost weight thanks to a hospital stay (he broke his leg in an ATV accident, and his excess tonnage delayed his recovery), and lots of physical therapy.
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| Originally Posted by Timothy225 View Post (he broke his leg in an ATV accident, and his excess tonnage delayed his recovery) |
I know it’s wrong but that made me laugh.
I hate myself for this:
I liked his script for The Six-Million Calorie Man.