This thread’s mostly for Matchstick, but others may appreciate:
I’ve been sick as hell with Migraines the past half day, but I had to jump out of bed and pop these on the board in my delirium this morning at like 5am:
Joe Loyalty
Hump Supper
Bags Mouthy
Baby Seller
Tom Foolery
Tim Selleck
Thor Magnet
I just had a big laugh, and I am not sure why.
Here’s some choice ones already on the HALO name board in my office:
Wheelchair 6
Burlap Joey
Wristmilk
Smile Meat
Piss Over
Kid Firearm
Nebula Gene
Airport Ted
Mr. Sister
Tex Wristy
Conrad Load
Bif Sadness
I’m stealing all of these…
Airport Ted is awesome. Please do your futurespawn a favor and NOT confuse this board with the baby name board.
Kid Firearm? Tim Selleck? You’ve been holding out. Amazing.
Here’s a few I’ve jotted down in the last few hours:
Billy Limbs
Kent Pieces
Taserface
Bile Island
Bif Sadness Nunziatta
LegDevotion
HorseShunt
Mo Crotches
Zipper, PhD
Mark Palsy
Marvin Rip
Kid Prisons
Herb Occurs
Mappy
Thanks for the laughs, guys. I needs them.
Tits McFree
Boy Slammer
Shapes Owen
Niner Leaks
9th Cushion
Ass Arrival
Frog Planet
Samuel Holy
Help Me Die
Wink Locust
These are awesome. How do you guys come up with this stuff?
Holy shit! Boy Slammer.
Telly Venus
Dr. Prizes
Brad Weight
Frank Ozone
I swear, these are making me laugh WAY more than anything ever posted in the Humor forum.
Genius, pure and simple. You should put these in a sidebar in the CHUD magazine…
Kim Lira
Miguel Dome
Sgt Sponge
65 Statues
Skullby
Mort Cosmos
Bomb Cream
West DelRay
Sub Puncher
Terror Rope
El Reversal
Back Tubes
Spin O’Dell
Kirk Tatter
Lt Engine
Al Gideon
Realm of If
Tea Sabbath
Sausage Oil
Sheik Salt
Crab Agenda
Dane Pupace
Musical Jim
Cookie Riot
Shit Pricer
A Community
Mr. Fixture
Max Stapled
Ed Ejecting
Goat Hooker
Fold Critic
Tom Ribcage
Dawn Forgot
Snail Darts