I’ve been getting to the gym lately and I’m a bit proud of myself. What gym’s do you all belong to, and what makes you want to go?
I gave up the gym about a year ago. I ended up buying one of the higher end Bowflexes. I don’t miss it except for some of the beautiful women there and using the heavy weights.
Getting stronger and stronger so I can finally get your family to bleed when I rape them.
Don’t talk about going to the gym. Do it and like it, but talking about it is dumb.
Oh and the ONLY reason for going.
To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.
I go to an LA Fatness that’s a block away from work on my lunch break, because I would like to achieve my lifelong goal of being able to power-clean a Buick, run down a herd of antelope and kill one with my teeth, and angrily fuck a tractor in half.
Also, I just recently peaked with a 1000-lb split between bench, squat, and deadlift and want to be part of the 1500 club by the time the year’s out.
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| Originally Posted by Nick Nunziata View Post Don’t talk about going to the gym. Do it and like it, but talking about it is dumb. |
Can this be a List of Dumb item? Maybe have DSV on a treadmill or something?
What I want to know is what goods and/or services thefaint287 will be telling us about in the near future.
And whom ever said Roid rage was bad, is a big fat liar!
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| Originally Posted by Scott View Post What I want to know is what goods and/or services thefaint287 will be telling us about in the near future. |
I hope it’s fast food. Please be fast food. Hopefully Schlotzky’s Deli.
So hungry.
My goal it to focus on working out one arm until I can beat Jake at arm wrestling. I figure I should be ready sometime in late 2020.
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| Originally Posted by Jake View Post So hungry. |
In the warrior’s code, there’s no surrender. Though his body says stop, his spirit cries NEVER!
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| Originally Posted by Martin Savage View Post The only good thing that ever came out of the word “gym”: |
Whomever Gymkata, pommel horse wins.
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| Originally Posted by Jake View Post I go to an LA Fatness that’s a block away from work on my lunch break, because I would like to achieve my lifelong goal of being able to power-clean a Buick… |
Johnny Carson already beat you to it.
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| Originally Posted by Tieman View Post My goal it to focus on working out one arm until I can beat Jake at arm wrestling. I figure I should be ready sometime in late 2020. |
It’s offical, Tieman is aiming to become the Lincoln Hawk of the Chud Boards. Watch out when he turns that ballcap around!
Martin Savage wins. That’s about as close to a gym as I’ve been in years (I’m not a fatass, I swear!)
Oh, and billy, as for the Conan quote I have to say: that’s why I do everything. Yes, even when I read CHUD, I pathologically desire to hear the lamentations of your women. It’s like a beautiful aria to me.
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| Originally Posted by Jake View Post I go to an LA Fatness that’s a block away from work on my lunch break, because I would like to achieve my lifelong goal of being able to power-clean a Buick, run down a herd of antelope and kill one with my teeth, and angrily fuck a tractor in half. |
Judging from what we’ve seen of you, I’d peg this for about noon tomorrow PST. We should all start running for our lives now to get a head start.
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| Originally Posted by Jake View Post I hope it’s fast food. Please be fast food. Hopefully Schlotzky’s Deli. |
Where I live, they closed the Schlotzsky’s Deli and converted it into a White Castle. Mmmmm, so good.
I don’t go to the gym. I go to the yoga center. I’m very flexible.
Oh, go ahead. Make your stupid little jokes. I’ll just be over here not falling down my front steps when I’m 70.
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| Originally Posted by MissZooey View Post I’ll just be over here not falling down my front steps when I’m 70. |
Well, at least the siren song of your hips won’t be affected.