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The last line of that article is pure, solid gold.
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Quite awesome indeed.
Oh, that’s just beautiful. Even better than the Daily Show’s coverage of Obama’s speech yesterday.
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| “I told him I’d give him some if I saw him later, even though I probably won’t,” Moser said. |
Hilarious!
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“Oh now I feel guilty! Here!”
I tip my hat to the Onion. Good show, sirs.
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This is great. But while we’re sharing favorite Onion articles, I’m quite fond of this one. Plus the “Pitchfork Gives Music a 6.8” is a classic.
That is awesome, I don’t know why I’m not on that site everyday.
Damn I can’t find my all time favorite headline but it goes something like this:
Jesus Kills 2, wounds 5, in daylight abortion clinic attack!
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| Also speaking at the event were Syrian president Bashar al-Assad, Japanese prime minister Yasuo Fukuda, and longtime foreign policy adviser and roast favorite Henry Kissinger, who spent the majority of his speech making sexual overtures to French president Nicolas Sarkozy’s bride, model Carla Bruni. Although Bruni was seated in the audience, Kissinger politely offered her a seat on his face so he could get a better look at the only place a French leader has successfully invaded since Lombardy. But a surprise visit from Israeli president Shimon Peres may have been the most popular act of the evening. “On the way here tonight, someone told me that Mahmoud was a Shi’a,” said Peres, placing one hand on Ahmadinejad’s shoulder. “At first I thought they were saying ‘He’s a shit,’ because the two sound so similar. But there’s a big difference: One’s a brown, foul-smelling tube of solid waste—and the other comes out of my asshole.” Peres then addressed Ahmadinejad’s well-known denial of the Holocaust and his recent statements that Israel and all Jewish people should be “wiped off the map.” Taking a long pull from his cigar and adjusting his shirt cuffs, Peres concluded that, in all likelihood, the president of Iran has fucked more Jews than Sarah Silverman. |
My all time favorite:
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| Originally Posted by Michael Shaver View Post http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28817 |
As much as I love the Onion, a lot of the articles themselves don’t live up to the brilliant headlines. This particular one, though, is fucking brilliant the whole way through. I urge everyone to read it. I don’t want to spoil anything, though.
The Onion New Network has some brilliant acting and production value. This one in particular is fuckin awesome.
Nation Of Andorra Not In Africa, Shocked U.S. State Dept. Reports
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| Originally Posted by Quarant View Post The Onion New Network has some brilliant acting and production value. This one in particular is fuckin awesome. Nation Of Andorra Not In Africa, Shocked U.S. State Dept. Reports |
Gold.
http://www.theonion.com/content/vide...ssfully_avoids
Tracy Gill’s kind of hot.