Answer a Question/Ask A Question: The Saga Continues

Jumping from the Eiffel Tower with 20 pounds of C-4 and ball bearings strapped to me and exploding in midair.

Are you now or have you ever been in the PEN-15 club?

Damn, you answered before me. I’ll answer both.

A1: As painless as possible! I have a coworker who wants to die as painful as possible because he wants to “experience every sensation possible.” His choices would to be flung off a cliff onto jagged rocks or drowning.

A2: I don’t know what a PEN-15 club is, so no.

Q: If you had the power to change only one thing in history, what would you change?

I’m sure there’s someone out there who knows what the “PEN-15” club is.

Quote:

Diva: Q: If you had the power to change only one thing in history, what would you change?

A: Nothing, changing the past never goes well when they do it in movies.

Q: What is your favourite nickname for breasts?

Fleshy Liquid Pouches on Which to Suck and Nibble

If you had to choose one, which would you choose and why: being deaf or being blind?
why?

Being deaf. I need to see. Love to read. Could live a more enjoyable life seeing. Hate the dark. So yeah, I need to see. Not that being deaf is a walk in the park…

So would you do Mickey or Minnie if you were a mouse?

No, but only because I know Minnie would turn me down.

Does the bear actually wipe his ass with the rabbit - if so, does it happen before, after or during the rabbits race with the turtle?

yes. During the race that is why the rabbit lost.

Ever have Deja vu when you walk into a place even though you have never been there before?

Big pile o’ money.

What’s the longest you’ve ever stayed awake?

On a completely unrelated note, Diva, look long and hard at how this is spelled and what it looks like. PEN15, its so freakin obvious!!!

46 Hours is the longest ive ever stayed up.

Do you believe in love at first sight?

Yes, but unfortunatly Minnie Mouse does not.

What is the longest you’ve worn one pair of underware? (Days in a row).

Three days. I wouldn’t last long in a gross-out contest.

Women: Romantics out for the sensitive nice guy or darwinian creatures in search of the alpha male?

Loads of software availability. Actually, I already have a Linux box and a Win 2K box.

Does anyone really believe that’s Anna Kournikova in Penthouse?

Probably not, and I don’t really care besides.

Will we be together a long time?

Jell-O in the tub, pudding on the body.

Who’s your favorite muppet?

Animal.

What’s your favorite animal?

Siberian Tiger

Where do you buy your food?

Shop-Rite.

What’s your mother’s name?

Truthfully, I couldn’t spell it.

What was the last movie you watched?

Spider-Man.

What’s the best line from any Star Wars film?