Yes I have.
Does Super-8 count as film?
Only if you made the film at a Super-8. wink
Why are those birds looking at me…like that…again?
Because they are waiting for you to break out in song so they can sing along…
Would you ever pose nude?
i do it all the time.
do you mean for photos?
no,just in general
why do i paint my fingernails?
You don’t, you just tell people you do to mask the fact that your nails are naturally that color.
Where did Rosie O’Donnel come from and why won’t she go back?
Shes from the 9th gate of hell. She wont go back because she loves torturing us.
Q: Why are tennis balls neon green?
So you can see where your ball goes when you hit it over the fence.
What is the most ironic thing that has ever happened to you?
A: Getting rid of one loser roommate and getting stuck with another.
Q: My birthday is coming up soon, how should I celebrate it?
By getting drunk of course. Is there another way? (Thats not my question)
When was the last time you told someone you loved them and who was it?
My son, herein to be known as K2. And it was no more than a half-hour ago when I dropped him off at his mom’s.
Do you actually use the Yellow Pages -such as if you were driving around and just had to find the number for a pizza to be delivered upon your arrival home and are looking for the Yellow Pages slung from a chain in a phone booth- or do you make the operator earn their pay and punch 411 on your cell phone?
411, for sure! And at Nextel they also connect you to the party you are calling. I love it!
Why is it a good thing for women to get a yeast infection?
Ugh. I dunno but I am interested in the answer.
If you could change one thing in your life what would it be?
My age.
When was your first orgasm?
Quote:
| Shelby: Ugh. I dunno but I am interested in the answer. If you could change one thing in your life what would it be? |
Okay Shelby, I will answer, but not before I apologize in advance.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry!
“Why is it a good thing for women to get a yeast infection?”
Because women should find out what its like to have to live with an irritating cunt, too!
I would change being too nice all the time.
WHAT?
Quote:
| Nasty Ol’ Will: Because women should find out what its like to have to live with an irritating cunt, too! |
Yes! Thats a good one
Ah, what’s the question Shelby?
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| Kronos: My age. When was your first orgasm? |
The first time I found my little friend had a mind all his own. About thirteeen, I think.
It was then when I discovered that Santa Claus didn’t have all the best toys in the world.
Did you have an idol growing up and who was it?
Beethoven.
What grosses you out?