We Salute America

I don’t know about y’all, but I’m proud to be an American, where at least I know I’m free. Feel free to join me in a salute to America’s greatest assets.

We salute American engineering.

We salute America’s motorcars.

We salute America’s leaders.

We salute America’s scientists.

I salute American culture.

We salute America’s big thinkers.

We salute America’s gastronomy

I salute this thread. Good job.

We salute America’s commitment to safety.

We salute America’s quails.

We salute America’s floral enthusiasts.

We salute America’s ethical business practices.

We salute America’s open-mindedness.

We salute America’s whiny broads.

We salute America’s religious convictions.

We salute America’s carcinogens.

We salute America’s taste in music and television.

We salute America’s ability to respond quickly.

As a Canadian, I must say that I’m enjoying the hell out of this…

We salute America’s friendly gays.