The Mary Worth War

nick_nunziata · September 30, 2005, 4:07pm

Disclaimer: All apologies to the creators of the Mary Worth comic strip. This is not meant as a satire of their work but rather a chance to take the serious image of the strip and create odd and obtuse punchlines.

Personally, I think I’m winning.

ROUND ONE

Lewis

Nick

ROUND TWO

Lewis

Nick

nick_nunziata · September 30, 2005, 4:11pm

ROUND THREE

Lewis

Nick

ROUND FOUR

Lewis

Nick

nick_nunziata · September 30, 2005, 4:13pm

And Nick’s efforts to skew the favor his way:

misfit_1 · September 30, 2005, 4:32pm

I had to vote for Swamp Thing, but the important thing is that you keep these coming.

Slang.

dan_whitehead · September 30, 2005, 4:33pm

Best: Neck, Bees, Walken, Shunting, Peppard.

Worst: Let’s hit it, boys.

doug · September 30, 2005, 4:44pm

Swamp Thing wins. I fear for anyone who enters that room.

werbal_kint · September 30, 2005, 5:57pm

Best: Swamp Thing, neck, bees

Worst: Nick’s attempts to skew the favor was shameless and nonfunny.

andrew_sweeney · September 30, 2005, 6:07pm

More, please. Can’t make a decision without sixty or seventy more.

russ_fischer · September 30, 2005, 6:35pm

I haven’t yet seen this guy Victor. Hoping he shows up in one of the strips soon.

gravedigger · September 30, 2005, 6:43pm

Subtlety and grace are nice but I’m a sucker for Walken and Window Menacers.

capt_eucalyptus · September 30, 2005, 6:51pm

ST, but no matter who loses we all win… or vice versa.

jacob_singer · September 30, 2005, 7:34pm

Swamp Thing takes all comers. I laugh every time I look at it.

cesar · September 30, 2005, 8:37pm

Lewis’ last name is Cox.

joe_lefors · September 30, 2005, 9:08pm

The Swamp Thing gag is absolutely brilliant. I don’t think it can be topped, but hope you try.

nick_nunziata · October 1, 2005, 6:09pm