The fact that this exists is hilarious

jared_melton · January 31, 2008, 2:47pm

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Originally Posted by Radb707 View Post It’s a cheesburger, in a CAN. http://gizmodo.com/350091/cheeseburg...-ive-ever-seen

I was totally ready to order that but the German company that makes it won’t ship to the US.

doc_happenin · January 31, 2008, 9:19pm

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Originally Posted by Jared Melton View Post I was totally ready to order that but the German company that makes it won’t ship to the US.

Curse those international health code standards!

graham · February 1, 2008, 1:29am

belethedheliel · February 1, 2008, 2:35am

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Originally Posted by Graham View Post One for the ladies… …Bananas, my ARSE!!

I don’t really want to know what your arse and bananas do together.

kwolfhard · February 1, 2008, 2:49am

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Originally Posted by Werewolf Girl View Post I just saw that at a Multi-lingual bookstore in Vancouver, I flipped through it, it was a pretty funny read.

That doesn’t surprise me, given Vancouver.

Maybe it’ll turn into an overnight success!

It’ll be like The Secret, but for Asian men!

guttenberg_fan_club · February 1, 2008, 3:04am

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Originally Posted by Chris Miller View Post I’ve also seen health nuts drinking some sort of Aloe Vera beverage. I smelled it, and sure enough, it smelled like the crap I rub on my shoulders when I get sunburned. Yech.

I drink aloe vera juice and I had a hard time figuring out what it tastes like, but I think I’ve figured it out - it tastes like baby-wipes smell.

billylove · February 1, 2008, 3:06am

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Originally Posted by Guttenberg Fan Club View Post I drink aloe vera juice and I had a hard time figuring out what it tastes like, but I think I’ve figured it out - it tastes like baby-wipes smell.

Is that before or after usage?

guttenberg_fan_club · February 1, 2008, 3:08am

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belethedheliel · February 1, 2008, 6:23am

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Originally Posted by Guttenberg Fan Club View Post I drink aloe vera juice and I had a hard time figuring out what it tastes like, but I think I’ve figured it out - it tastes like baby-wipes smell.

And yet you drink it.

guttenberg_fan_club · February 2, 2008, 12:33am

Yeah, it’s good for you.

billylove · February 2, 2008, 12:34am

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Originally Posted by Guttenberg Fan Club View Post Yeah, it’s good for you.

So are raw animal testes in some regions. Do you also, partake of the balls?

belethedheliel · February 2, 2008, 1:43am

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Originally Posted by billylove View Post So are raw animal testes in some regions. Do you also, partake of the balls?

That’s not sanitary. You should cook them first. They taste kinda like fish.

doc_happenin · February 2, 2008, 1:47am

Note to self: don’t get too close to Beth.

Cue Hall & Oates’ ‘Maneater’

belethedheliel · February 2, 2008, 2:11am

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Originally Posted by Doc Happenin View Post Note to self: don’t get too close to Beth. Cue Hall & Oates’ ‘Maneater’

Those calves were going to be castrated anyway, I swear!

graham · February 2, 2008, 3:25am

Beth likes her balls like I like my oysters…slightly warm and twitchng (with a squirt of some zesty juice).

andrew_tom · February 2, 2008, 2:23pm

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Originally Posted by Graham View Post Beth likes her balls like I like my oysters…slightly warm and twitchng (with a squirt of some zesty juice).

Note to self: Do not read Chud boards while eating…

darkmite8 · February 6, 2008, 1:50am

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rob · February 6, 2008, 1:57am

That model is fucking glorious.

gravedigger · February 22, 2008, 10:58pm

doc_happenin · February 22, 2008, 11:03pm

Wow. That is wrong in so, so, so many ways.