Pee-yew! This show stinks almost as much as she surely does.
Horrid. She needs to be jettisoned from Earth NOW.
At least you got to see it.
AT&T Broadhandfistingmyass partially went out tonight. I could watch all my pay channels, but basic cable including E! is out and has been for awhile.
I’ll definitely catch this when it reruns late Friday night, tho.
What can I say? I like her and I like trainwrecks.
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| mikah912: AT&T Broadhandfistingmyass partially went out tonight. I could watch all my pay channels, but basic cable including E! is out and has been for awhile. |
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| mikah912: What can I say? I like her and I like trainwrecks. |
That’s right! I forgot. Well, you’ll love this then.
I managed to get through the first seven minutes before I felt the first tremors of my brain imploding. Was she in a drug-added haze or what? It was sad to the point of being annoying.
ozzy…you’ve got a lot to answer for..
Watched the show last night. Now I know what a live action Baby Huey cartoon would look like.
Yeah, this is REALLY bad. I used to find her attractive in Playboy even though she was full-figured, but now she’s just fat and ugly.
And the show isn’t even as remotely funny or interesting as The Osbournes.
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| Verbal, Member of Group 1: Yeah, this is REALLY bad. I used to find her attractive in Playboy even though she was full-figured, but now she’s just fat and ugly. And the show isn’t even as remotely funny or interesting as The Osbournes. |
Is she a zonked-out, increasingly overweight, brain-frozen zombie who is merely a lesion on the skin of Hollywood?
Yup. Absolutely.
But I still find myself inexorably drawn to her. Not in the most obvious ways, necessarily, either. Just as someone who’s famous, but done almost nothing aside from being somewhat pathetic to garner the fame.
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This show is the apex of that, Micah.
Problem is, it isn’t even entertaining or interesting from a “tran wreck” point-of-view.
She needs to go dig up another 90 year old billionaire and bilk him and his family out of their money again, because she’s simply a lost soul rolling around this planet right now.
Seriously, she had more pedigree (and sympathy) when she was just a drug-using stripper and part-time hooker. It’s really very sad.
I’m most interested in Micah’s reaction upon watching this show. If you don’t find it even mildly amusing or entertaining, then it’s surely the dud we think it is.
Watch it win Emmys or something. wink
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| mikah912: Just as someone who’s famous, but done almost nothing aside from being somewhat pathetic to garner the fame. |
If you can still manage to get through an entire episode with that mindset, you are a stronger man than I. I just couldn’t do it. The whole fiasco at the second house she looks at is like the last rider of the apocalypse breaking the horizon. A complete sense of defeat.
And the way that E! is shameless pimping the show (and Anna Nicole herself, for that matter) is a sickening display. Even for TV!
I taped the SIGNS: Behind The Scenes special and was oh so happy to discovery that the little animated Anna Nicole head was onscreen at least 75% of the time. As if we’d all been living under rocks and somehow needed to be reminded of it.
Know who I weep for?
Her son.
That kid doesn’t know how bad he has it…
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| Mad Man Mundt: I’d pig fuck her. |
What exactly does that entail?
That’s mean.
I don’t wish her any harm or ill will. I just want her to go the fuck away and stay off my television and out of my sight.
Oh, and if she stopped conning families out of their fortunes by prostituting herself to near corpses, that’d help too. wink
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| Carl Cunningham: That’s mean. I don’t wish her any harm or ill will. I just want her to go the fuck away and stay off my television and out of my sight. Oh, and if she stopped conning families out of their fortunes by prostituting herself to near corpses, that’d help too. wink |
I don’t see why everyone slams her so much over the old man thing. He knew exactly why she was there, and he was willing (and he did actually, while he was alive) to part with millions just for a piece of that.
He got what he wanted. So did she.
What’s the problem?
Micah, come on. He was so old and out of it that you or I could have probably pulled the same thing. wink
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| Carl Cunningham: Micah, come on. He was so old and out of it that you or I could have probably pulled the same thing. wink |
Umm…he was “in it” enough to tap that ass. And he sought her out, not the other way around. Even the family acknowledges that.
And, actually, the problem is that he never promised her any part of his fortune. It wasn’t in his will or any documentation. She claims that when she visited him in the hospital near his death (on one of her total of FOUR visits) that he told her then that she would get his fortune. So, it’s her word against a dead man’s. Thing is, every single nurse and doctor involved claim that’s B.S., because the old man was too drugged up to even know she was in the room.
Face it. She’s a gold-digging whore. And the only reason she finally got a judgment on her behalf was because she got a liberal California judge to over-rule the Texas case on her behalf.
It will never hold up on appeal, though.
This show needs to be a hit for her, if you know what I mean.
Aggghhh!!!
Forgive my hate-filled evil post.
This should explain it, though:
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