“The dead know only one thing… That it is better to be alive.”
“i could easily kill you now but i’m determined to have your brain!”
“You know how much the average jizz-mopper makes a day?”
"Remember that time, you and your buddies tried to make it with that cow?
I wanna party with you, cowboy."
You got a table and chairs, you gotta dinette set. You gotta table and no chairs, you got dick.
Here’s to your fuck, Frank.
I expected better manners from ya, Dick.
Daddy, do you want some sausage?
“I got ideas man. Like for t-shirts, you know. Maybe something like a shirt that just says ‘LOOOSER!’ or, or ,or maybe like…‘TALK TO THE HAND!’ or how 'bout a hat, a big 'ol hat that just goes ‘BLEEEYOOOP!’…yeah.”
“What’s the idea behind this Idea Man idea?”
“What am I gonna do with 40 subscriptions to Vibe?”
“What do you want me to do? Draw you a picture? Spell it out? Don’t ever ask me! Long as you live, don’t ever ask me more.”
“Its not just about me doing nothing, its about all of us doing nothing together.”
“This guy keeps on winning!”
Gee, that was really exciting. I bet you’re a big Lee Marvin fan, aren’t you?
You poor fools don’t understand, do you? This car is the property of the World Bank! That money goes to ITALY!
“Long live the fighters!”
“It’s a strange world.”
“Doesn’t the fact that it’s Universal make it international?”
“You won’t live long enough to spend that money you fuckin’ hump!”