Solomon must have figured that with his bargain prescription plan for $5, the penicillin he’ll need will be mere pocket change. So, you know, mathematically, what’s an extra $250,000 on top of the $5?
The guy already has money, so adding more money doesn’t get him anything new.
By trading something he has an abundance of, he can gain sex with a human barbie, hep c, bragging rights (?), and the possibility of a fight with Kid Rock and/or Tommy Lee. All new things for him. Money doesn’t make you happy, you see, it’s what you trade the money for that matters.
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| Originally Posted by Sammy Jankis The guy already has money, so adding more money doesn’t get him anything new. |
It’s apparently bought him a teflon urethra.
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| Originally Posted by Sammy Jankis The guy already has money, so adding more money doesn’t get him anything new. By trading something he has an abundance of, he can gain sex with a human barbie, hep c, bragging rights (?), and the possibility of a fight with Kid Rock and/or Tommy Lee. All new things for him. Money doesn’t make you happy, you see, it’s what you trade the money for that matters. |
Yeah, but he could’ve spent a week at a Nevada brothel with 250 chicks for the same amount of money, and not risk catching anything.
Boy doesn’t know how to shop is what I’m saying.
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| Originally Posted by Timothy225 Yeah, but he could’ve spent a week at a Nevada brothel with 250 chicks for the same amount of money, and not risk catching anything. Boy doesn’t know how to shop is what I’m saying. |
Seriously - he paid retail for hepatitis when he could have gotten at the very least herpes 250 times over for wholesale.
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She’s not that bad looking guys …
It’s not her looks that make this disgusting. It’s her list of ex-husbands that make me cringe.
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| Originally Posted by LisaNewYork Seriously - he paid retail for hepatitis when he could have gotten at the very least herpes 250 times over for wholesale. |
According to “Etiquette For Outlaws” by Rob Cohen and David Wollock (a ripping good read), page 283 - you have to be licensed to work as a prostitute in a Nevada brothel. That also means you get tested once a week by a physician for all sorts of STDs (blood test once a month), have to pass an FBI check, the “john” (in this case, Salomon) HAS to wear a condom, and the girl is supposed to clean herself via douche and disinfectant before and after every encounter.
So, chances are young master Salomon and his magic winkle would’ve been far safer and gotten much more exercise than Pammy Rottencrotch.
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| Originally Posted by Mattimus It’s not her looks that make this disgusting. It’s her list of ex-husbands that make me cringe. |
Jeffery Ross said it best - she’s fucking her way to the middle.
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| Originally Posted by Timothy225 According to “Etiquette For Outlaws” by Rob Cohen and David Wollock (a ripping good read), page 283 - you have to be licensed to work as a prostitute in a Nevada brothel. That also means you get tested once a week by a physician for all sorts of STDs (blood test once a month), have to pass an FBI check, the “john” (in this case, Salomon) HAS to wear a condom, and the girl is supposed to clean herself via douche and disinfectant before and after every encounter. So, chances are young master Salomon and his magic winkle would’ve been far safer and gotten much more exercise than Pammy Rottencrotch. |
Yeah, but first Paris, then Pamela. I just get the feeling that Solomon isn’t happy unless he’s playing Russian Roulette with his dick.
He really likes to live on the edge.
He despises his cock. Hates it’s guts.
He clearly wants to be a woman, no man would put his penis through that much suffering.
Admit it, you’d hit it if you had the chance. Now I would start questioning Rick Solomon if he went to bed with Jenna Jameson…today.
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| Originally Posted by Dragon Ma He clearly wants to be a woman, no man would put his penis through that much suffering. |
Apparently you don’t know any men in real life.
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| Originally Posted by dynamotv Admit it, you’d hit it if you had the chance. Now I would start questioning Rick Solomon if he went to bed with Jenna Jameson…today. |
In all honesty? I wouldn’t - maybe in her early Playboy days, yeah, but the post-Baywatch Pamela? Not so much. She always looked a little… off to me.
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| Originally Posted by Luca S. Wasn’t Rick Solomon also the guy in “One Night in Paris”? He must have an awfully tender penis that can withstand no friction whatsoever. |
He also banged Shannen Doherty. Was married to her for about a year, actually. And was also married to EG Daily.
Every dude in this thread would fuck Pam Anderson if given the chance. Paris too.
Pam? No. Paris? Yes.