Palin 2012

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Jesus Christ.

Just great. The human Babelfish translator is going to run again. She’s going to get torn up in the primaries so no worries. If she manages to squeak through, we’re looking at an Obama win like this map

Palin is basically Goldwater 2.0. I welcome her nomination.

What? Innovation = Conservative? Huh. Somebody teach her simple math.

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Originally Posted by dynamotv View Post Just great. The human Babelfish translator is going to run again. She’s going to get torn up in the primaries so no worries. If she manages to squeak through, we’re looking at an Obama win like this map

oh, I doubt that. Idaho, Wyoming, Utah, Texas, Oklahoma, Nebraska (except Omaha), Kansas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Kentucky, Tennessee, and South Carolina would go Republican even if the nominee were an adorable puppy with only three legs.

I hope she does run. I hate myself for this, but I think she’s very attractive and I’d like to see her in the news more.

That being said, I’d hide under the bed if she was ever elected.

I fully support…Sarah Palin for President Of The USA…in 2012. As a Conservative, and not just a weak kneed, liberalesque Republican, Sarah (Plain And Tall) is the go getter our country needs. Also, after seeing the proposed Bailout President Obama is pushing, mainly for inconsequential liberal causes…Atv trails, contraceptives, Honey Bee farms…(Are you kidding me!?!) etc, and that only 27% will be used in 2009…This bill is a disaster with a capital D. How many more tax cheats will emerge in the Obama Cabinet? Tom Daschle is out, Killeher is out, Geithner is in (but should be watched carefully…blaming his tax troubles on his inability to use…Turbo Tax? TG is now head of both the treasury as well as the IRS, and he claims to not even know he had to pay his taxes? Finally while not in Obama’s Cabinet…Charles Rangel (head of the Ways and Means committee…He writes the Tax Code…didn’t pay his taxes either. Sarah Palin and her future Vp will most likely propose the Tax Cuts that the Democrats refuse to accept, as being beneficial to out society as a whole.

I was wondering why I threw up blood this morning.

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Originally Posted by Devildoubt View Post I think she’s very attractive.

I still don’t get this. She looks like a post-op. With dead, evil eyes and a square head. Also, anyone with an Internet connection is one google image search away from tens of thousands of pictures of women who actually are attractive.

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Originally Posted by duke fleed View Post I fully support…Sarah Palin for President Of The USA…in 2012. As a Conservative, and not just a weak kneed, liberalesque Republican, Sarah (Plain And Tall) is the go getter our country needs. Also, after seeing the proposed Bailout President Obama is pushing, mainly for inconsequential liberal causes…Atv trails, contraceptives, Honey Bee farms…(Are you kidding me!?!) etc, and that only 27% will be used in 2009…This bill is a disaster with a capital D. How many more tax cheats will emerge in the Obama Cabinet? Tom Daschle is out, Killeher is out, Geithner is in (but should be watched carefully…blaming his tax troubles on his inability to use…Turbo Tax? TG is now head of both the treasury as well as the IRS, and he claims to not even know he had to pay his taxes? Finally while not in Obama’s Cabinet…Charles Rangel (head of the Ways and Means committee…He writes the Tax Code…didn’t pay his taxes either. Sarah Palin and her future Vp will most likely propose the Tax Cuts that the Democrats refuse to accept, as being beneficial to out society as a whole.

Finally convinced fleed is real. Holy shit.

All that aside, I can’t wait for her to raise and spend tons of money only to drop out after the first primary. Also, John Stewart and The Daily Show should be amazing.

If by some fluke she actually secures the nomination, as other people have said, it’ll be an electoral landslide for Obama. Either way, we win.

PLEASE NOMINATE POST-OP PALIN.

And I love your avatar, Eyeball.

I know it’s a tired phrase, but if that happens, the terrorists have won.

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Originally Posted by Devildoubt View Post I hope she does run. I hate myself for this, but I think she’s very attractive and I’d like to see her in the news more.

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Originally Posted by duke fleed View Post I fully support…Sarah Palin for President Of The USA…in 2012. As a Conservative, and not just a weak kneed, liberalesque Republican, Sarah (Plain And Tall) is the go getter our country needs. Also, after seeing the proposed Bailout President Obama is pushing, mainly for inconsequential liberal causes…Atv trails, contraceptives, Honey Bee farms…(Are you kidding me!?!)

Ohhhh. Was that you two guys?

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Originally Posted by duke fleed View Post I fully support…Sarah Palin for President Of The USA…in 2012. As a Conservative, and not just a weak kneed, liberalesque Republican, Sarah (Plain And Tall) is the go getter our country needs. Also, after seeing the proposed Bailout President Obama is pushing, mainly for inconsequential liberal causes…Atv trails, contraceptives, Honey Bee farms…(Are you kidding me!?!) etc, and that only 27% will be used in 2009…This bill is a disaster with a capital D. How many more tax cheats will emerge in the Obama Cabinet? Tom Daschle is out, Killeher is out, Geithner is in (but should be watched carefully…blaming his tax troubles on his inability to use…Turbo Tax? TG is now head of both the treasury as well as the IRS, and he claims to not even know he had to pay his taxes? Finally while not in Obama’s Cabinet…Charles Rangel (head of the Ways and Means committee…He writes the Tax Code…didn’t pay his taxes either. Sarah Palin and her future Vp will most likely propose the Tax Cuts that the Democrats refuse to accept, as being beneficial to out society as a whole.

Now your love for GI Joe makes sense. You miss Reagan’s America, don’t you?

She is attractive, specially for her age. She’s not a serious option for VP or president of the United States of course.

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Originally Posted by duke fleed View Post I fully support…Sarah Palin for President Of The USA…in 2012. As a Conservative, and not just a weak kneed, liberalesque Republican, Sarah (Plain And Tall) is the go getter our country needs. Also, after seeing the proposed Bailout President Obama is pushing, mainly for inconsequential liberal causes…Atv trails, contraceptives, Honey Bee farms…(Are you kidding me!?!) etc, and that only 27% will be used in 2009…This bill is a disaster with a capital D. How many more tax cheats will emerge in the Obama Cabinet? Tom Daschle is out, Killeher is out, Geithner is in (but should be watched carefully…blaming his tax troubles on his inability to use…Turbo Tax? TG is now head of both the treasury as well as the IRS, and he claims to not even know he had to pay his taxes? Finally while not in Obama’s Cabinet…Charles Rangel (head of the Ways and Means committee…He writes the Tax Code…didn’t pay his taxes either. Sarah Palin and her future Vp will most likely propose the Tax Cuts that the Democrats refuse to accept, as being beneficial to out society as a whole.

Wow. You really don’t know anything, do you? To support Sarah Palin is to announce that you have a critically superficial and distorted view of politics.

The guy is our popcorn movie maven. I wouldn’t expect any more out of him politically, frankly. I think that he represents the GOP as a whole, a bunch of bluster and pomp, but little substance.

He’s a nice enough guy though. Very enthusiastic about the properties he loves.

So when do the start throwing dirt over the corpse of the GOP?

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Originally Posted by CDI F. Kelly View Post To support Sarah Palin is to announce that you have a critically superficial and distorted view of politics.

First off, I do not support Palin. I personally think that she is the exact opposite of what our country needs.

But to make a blanket statement like you just made is extremely arrogant and dismissive. You are saying that YOU’RE right and everyone else is full of shit. You’re saying that you have no respect for someone who disagrees with you politically, regardless of their reasons.

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Originally Posted by soylentgreen View Post Ohhhh. Was that you two guys?

Well played, sir.

And no, it wasn’t me, and I hate the fact my attraction to brunettes in glasses lumps me in with those nimrods. I’ve been fighting this since September, but I’m finally okay with my neurotic attraction to this evil woman.

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Originally Posted by Judas Booth View Post But to make a blanket statement like you just made is extremely arrogant and dismissive. You are saying that YOU’RE right and everyone else is full of shit. You’re saying that you have no respect for someone who disagrees with you politically, regardless of their reasons.

This “blanket” statement is aimed at exactly the portion of the population I want to target: supporters of Sarah Palin. Yes, I am dismissive of them because they support a candidate who is both woefully ill-equipped to handle national politics and rather unintelligent. This fact combined with the way in which she and her supporters appeal to the most base, jingoist, uninformed features of American life make them worthy of dismissal. Don’t waste time battling wits with an unarmed person.

No, I do not have respect for them, but there are plenty of reasons why.

Try again.