According to Esquire. You can read her acceptance speech and see more pics HERE.
While Halle being hot is a no brainer, I do think it is risky that they chose her now. As she writes in her speech, “You couldn’t go with the Bond-girl year?” She’s a 42-year old mom, and in Hollywood that means you are past your prime. Kudos to Halle. I can only hope to look that good at that age (ack, I just realized it ain’t that far away).
I admit she does look great in that shot. But her career has certainly been a sinkhole as of late. And as for the ultimate question: Who reads Esquire?
Sexy is the exact opposite of what she was in Die Another Day.
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| Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post I admit she does look great in that shot. But her career has certainly been a sinkhole as of late. And as for the ultimate question: Who reads Esquire? |
Who reads Playboy? Just sayin, you’re asking the wrong question here.
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| Originally Posted by James May View Post Sexy is the exact opposite of what she was in Die Another Day. |
I’ll take your word for it. I never saw the film.
A good pic, and certainly looking fine for her age. But sexiest woman alive? Are they implying she’s nearly dead?
I’m pretty sure even with my minimal experience gloating over sexy people, there are far better choices.
I guess it’s always going to be a matter of opinion. Their opinion just happens to be wrong.
Other than a few really good shots, like the one posted in the thread, the majority of that shoot makes her look ridiculous. The photographer should be kicked in the stomach.
If they removed the esquire-sponsored gear, i’m pretty sure those shots would look less ridiculous.
I’m cool with this choice. The bit in Catwoman where a CGI cat breathes magic dust all over her gave me a boner.
CGI was invented to create perfect cats to give us boners.
I like the picture of Burt on her shirt. Not a fan of Halle for the most part.
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| Originally Posted by Bees?! View Post If they removed the esquire-sponsored gear, i’m pretty sure those shots would look less ridiculous. |
Probably. Pretty crass wardrobe if you ask me. Esquire stuff aside, she’s just posed awkwardly in a couple of shots; either the ninth picture is of her with a tripod coming out of her butt, or she’s getting ready to pinch a loaf.
I’m being unfair, though, because she undeniably looks stunning.
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| Originally Posted by Paul McCartney View Post I’m cool with this choice. The bit in Catwoman where a CGI cat breathes magic dust all over her gave me a boner. |
You think of that instead of her sexy time with Billy Bob in Monsters Ball? How odd…
Short hair Halle bad.
Long hair Halle good.
It’s that simple.
I’d tap that, whether her hair was short, long, or none at all.
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| Originally Posted by Gaybe Sapien View Post CGI was invented to create perfect cats to give us boners. |
Perfection. Sigged.
Cool. Now who’s the sexiest woman alive from my generation?
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| Originally Posted by Diva View Post She’s a 42-year old mom, and in Hollywood that means you are past your prime. |
Pregnancy was great for her in the boob department. Not that she was flat prior, but now? “Can you make me feeeel goooood?” You don’t have to ask me twice.
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| Originally Posted by Scott Cool. Now who’s the sexiest woman alive from my generation? |
Dakota Fanning.
I’m amazed they didn’t go with Sarah Palin.
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| Originally Posted by Greg David View Post Dakota Fanning. |
Her official title is “Charlotte’s Web Temptress Dakota Fanning”