Malibu Stacey assembly line worker: “Aw crap. THERE’S A CLOG IN THE TORSO CHUTE! LEROY! Get yer ass in gear!”
Leroy: “Shut yer hole!”
Helicopter pilot: “We are now beginning our approach to Itchy and Scratchy Land, the theme park of the future where nothing can possiblie go wrong. *silence* Uh, possibLEE go wrong! Heh, that’s the first thing that’s ever gone wrong.”
Panicky man: “Oh my God! The PTA is disbanding! AGGHH GAAAH!!” *jumps out window*
Flanders: “No, no! The PTA is not disbanding!”
Panicky man: “Yeeeeaaghh!” *jumps back in window*
Shelbyville “Homer”: “Get out here boy! There’s a doin’s a transpirin’!”
FBI guy: “The only thing we’ve managed to ascertain from satellite photos is that its not on the roof.”
Member of Australian parliament: “That’s a bloody outrage it is! I’m going straight to the Prime Minister! Hey! Mr. Prime Minister! ANDY!”
Australian Prime Minister: “Oy, mate! What’s the good word?”
Australian squeaky-voiced teen: “Bullfrogs! That’s a right odd name! I would have called 'em Chuzzwazzas!”
“…and like most people, yeah, I’ve dealt a little ivory”
-Blackheart the Ivory Dealer
“Find your soulmate, Homer.”
“Where? Where?”
“I’m just your memory. I can’t give you any new information.”
-Homer’s Spirit Guide
“Stacy, please, I must have you back. Just come for a ride with me in my Mobile Command Unit.”
“Joe, I told you, it’s over. Release me from your Kung-Fu grip.”
"Fine. I’ll bomb your house into the ground, Missy. "
-Stacy LaVelle and ex-husband Joe
“Alright Dr. Colossus, you’re free to go. But stay away from Death Mountain.”
“Aaawww. But all my stuff’s there.”
-Wiggum and Dr Colossus
Originally Posted by sackley The Australian bar-keeper… Another fave, that dude that sounds like Chuck Bronson. Seeing overweight (300lbs+) Homer at the cinema: “Hey Fatty, I got a film for ya. A Fridge Too Far”
Monorail operator 1: “I’ve got it! We can just shut off the power!”
Monorail operator 2: “No such luck! It’s solar powered!”
Monorail operator 1: “Solar power! When will people learn?!”
Brockman: “Doctor, without knowing EXACTLY what the problem is, would you say it would be time for our viewers to crack each other’s heads open and feast on the goo inside?”
Doctor: “Yes I would, Kent.”
Marge: “Is it true we should wait an hour after eating before we go swimming?”
Pool salesmen: “Look lady, I’ll be honest with ya, this ain’t what I do for a living. I play keyboards.”
Marge: “Bart, are all these children your friends?”
Bart: “Friends and well-wishers, yes.”
*kids pass by a child who is not Bart*
Kid #1: “Hi Bart!”
Kid #2: “How’s it goin’ Bart?”
Kid #3: “Hey Bart!”
Kid #4 (to Marge): “Hello Mrs. Cumberdale.”
Jimmy Stewart-esque man: “Oh no! That sinister lookin’ kid is comin’ to kill me! Help! HELP! Whoa!” *falls over*
Homer - “We made it. Branson, Missouri.”
Local - “Hey, pally, this is Bronson, Missouri”.
Kid - “Hey ma, how 'bout some cookies?”
Mom - “No dice.”
Kid - “This…ain’t over.”
Hank: “Gentlemen, this is Scorpio. I have the Doomsday Device. You have 72 hours to deliver the gold, and to prove I’m not bluffing, watch this!”
*off screen explosion*
U.N. Ambassador #1: “Good God, the 59th street bridge!”
U.N. Ambassador #2: “Maybe it just collapsed on its own.”
U.N. Ambassador #1: “We can’t take that chance.”
U.N. Ambassador #2: “You always say that. I want to take a chance!”
Homer: “Hey buddy! Did you get a load of the NERD?”
Anonymous jock: “Pardon me?”
Marge: “I’m sorry Mr. Blackbeard, this is all we have left.” *handing him Maggie’s high-chair*
Blackbeard: “DARR! This chair be high, says I!”