Favorite SNL sketches?

Due to the fact I don’t know when the new season starts, I’ll ask ya all to post your favorite SNL sketches-

Celebrity Jeopardy, especially if Sean Connery’s involved.

Jarret’s Room-The one where we find out Gobi was actually smart way back in high school (Britney Murphy episode)

“Two of Us” parody-“What if John Lennon and Paul McCartney opened a fried chicken restaurant?”

Ladie’s Man-Leon’s new girlfriend turns out to be an undercover cop in drag (The Rock)

The Perm-A guy (Derek Jeter) shows up to his friend’s Christmas party with a perm.

The Scorpion King & Son-“Aw man, I can’t believe I’m talking about virgins with my DAD!”

Gorch and Lily Tomlin sing “I’ve got you, babe.” (This was way back in the '70s)

The investigative reporter for “High Times”

The Robert Goulet Christmas Special-Just hearing Hugh sing ALW’s “Music of the Night”…-sigh-…

And, probably to the suprise of no one here-
The infamous “Christmas Kangaroo”

“After a while, I questioned if my dad was even trying to win…”

Oh, God…Robert Goulet was sheer genius.

“I know, I know…too inside”.

The Christmas Kangaroo and The Investigative Reporter for High Times were good.

I always like the sketch were Chris Farley and Adam Sandler were the old married couple that read the resturant descriptions. That was some quality sketch comedy.

COWBELL. That, and every Jeopardy sketch, preferably with Burt Reynolds/Turd Ferguson

The skit where Jim Bruer, Chris Kattan, and Will Ferrell are bellboys at a posh hotel. So perfectly over-the-top.

Celebrity Jeopardy, of course.

The one with Mike Myers and Nicole Kidman acting like little kids.

Super Happy Fun Ball.

“Hey! I wear my pants like all of you guys do. Except when I put them on, I record gold records.”

Christopher Walken is the man. For me, my favourite is of course the Blue Oyster Cult skit with the cowbell and such but Celebrity Jeopardy will be close to my heart forever. I also love the Japanese gameshow with Chris Farley as the American tourist stuck there. Hillarity ensues.

Forgot to add the ‘Storytellers’ one with Neil Diamond.

“I killed a drifter to get an erection.”
Comic gold. Will Ferrell’s dead on with his impression.

The one with Horacio, Ferrel, and Cuba Gooding Jr. do the improv of the story of Jesus. Especially the scene when “Kiss Me” is playing and they are in a college dorm with Jesus lifting weights on his bed and Peter playing basketball on the door.

“So Peter… I heard you were good at discipling…”

Classic.

And how about the skit with Steve Buscemi playing the Mad Hatter in Alice and Wonderland?

“Why I’m so mad I constantly burn my penis with red hot cigar butts!”

Steve’s the man.

The “Luhvahs”

The Salad Commercial (1 lb. of ice burg lettuce!)

Jarret’s Room

The Rock as Mr. Peepers’s Dad

King Kong’s Penis

Cowbell

Celebrity Jeopardy

Pranksters with Cristopher Walken

That rap skecth with Horatio Sans, some other guy, and Mena Suvari as Aaron Carter, when Horatio’s mustache starts coming off.

The Christmas song with the guy signing, the guy holding the keyboard, the guy playing the keyboard, and Chris Kattan dancing.

DOGSHOW!

Colonial Angus

and many, many more.

The Continental always cracks me up as well

“Would you like some champanYAH”

I’m so old I remember seeing the original broadcasts of the “Wayne’s World” sketches, but my favorite recent sketch would have to be the “Religtables” sketch from “TV Funhouse”.

Um, you guys do know SNL had sketches that were aired before 1995, right?

This thread makes me feel old.

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Napoleon Rodriguez: I’m so old I remember seeing the original broadcasts of the “Wayne’s World” sketches..

Ah, yes.

And Poxy, uh, Richard is correct. I love and miss all of the sketches with the “old school” crew. Folks like Chevy, Jim, Dan, Gilda, Eddie, Bill, Lorraine and on and on. THAT was SNL at its best.

2 great pot-related sketches:
Night on Freak Mountain, where Frank Zappa happens upon a group of hippies living in an old castle, who can’t deal with the idea that Frank doesn’t do drugs.

The Rolling Paper Chase, about Judge Ginsberg (the supreme court nominee who congress wouldn’t approve because he had smoked pot) at Harvard.

Hee hee. “Morons in Stereo”.

Yes, there were some pre-'95 sketches that were good, like Billy Crystal and Christopher Guest as those two Jersey Guys, especially when they talk about F. Murray Abraham. “Hey, that’s a cool nickname…F.”

Put me on the “I feel old” list. My favorite skecth of all time was the “Superman funeral” that they did around the time they killed Superman in the comic. I love it because basically everybody from that cast was in the sketch. Carvey, Rock, Sandler, Hartman, Spade, Meadows, Farley, Schneider, and more were all represented. The only big name missing was Mike Myers. I rememebr Sinbad hosted and played “Black Lightning,” a 70’s super hero with a huge afro who wasn’t allowed into the service.

My other favorites would be “Massive Head Wound Harry,” the “Sinatra Group” ("I got chunks of guys like you in my stool!"Wink, the one where Farley goes nuts after he finds out he’s not drinking his usual coffee, and anytime Norm Macdonald portrayed Burt Reynolds.

For you guys mentioning the “Blue Oyster Cult” and “Celebrity Jeoprady/Turd Ferguson” sketches you should check out the “SNL: Best of Will Ferrell” DVD. Both those sketches are on there along with a bunch of other Ferrell classics.

Will Ferrel: The angry little league parent, “Why don’t you be a good boy and stay on the bag…” Also the same type of sketch with the “I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE IF YOU DO NOT GET OFF THE SHED!!!” Classic…

Okay, here goes…

– The Steve Martin/Bill Murray “What the hell is that?” sketch. Just the two of them staring into the camera repeating, “What the hell is that? I don’t know what the hell that damn thing is!” Then they walk off camera, only to re-emerge after a few seconds to say, “What the hell was that?” Hilariously absurd.

– The Star Trek sketch with Belushi as Kirk. Really let NBC have it with this one.

– The Billy Crystal/Christopher Guest “I hate it when that happens” sketches. The beauty of those is that you can tell they’re just out there improvising the whole time, and it’s a wonder to behold.

– Aykroyd’s Bass-a-Matic

– Aykroyd’s Julia Child

– Any Samurai sketch

– Chevy Chase and Richard Pryor playing word association: “White.” “Honkey.” “N****r.” “DEAD honkey.” Pretty cutting stuff for its time, and something they’d never think to try again.