And a thousand new fanfic stories are born.
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| Originally Posted by Phil View Post But the ladies like it that way. Especially since I still have all my hair. And a bunch of new hair on my back and ears. I’m Sean Connery, bitch. |
No sprouts at the ears yet, but my back is out of control. I’m primed for my big return to the dating scene. You know what’s more cruel than celebrity upskirts shots? The gossip website pictures of washed up male sex symbols, like flabby Depardieu or tubby Travolta or wrinkly Ah-nold. Those are just mean, and hit WAY too close to home. Time to start an “Old Chewers” thread.
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| Originally Posted by BrianM View Post Time to start an “Old Chewers” thread. |
Awww, honey, you’re sweet. But I don’t need my own thread.
I’m all for crotch shots. If you decide to wear see-thru panties or no panties at all, then you should how to get out a car. That said, these feel…wrong. I know she’s 18 now, but she still looks 15. I’m only 22, but I still feel too old to enjoy those.
I’m 22 as well, and while I don’t have any plans to “extinct my purple dinosaur” to it, I believe that if you can’t appreciate the beauty in a good looking young woman going natural these days, then I find you to be the disturbing one.
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| Originally Posted by LisaNY View Post Awww, honey, you’re sweet. But I don’t need my own thread. |
Seeing how I’m in the crosshairs of the big Four-Oh, I’ll keep you company in that thread, LNYC.
I felt like a dirty old man clicking on this link - but glad to see I wasn’t the only geezer… 40 is within spitting distance! Oh the agony.
Everybody wins with vaginas. Stop being all stuffy, guys.
Looking up girls skirts should have ended shortly after getting laid for that first time.
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| Originally Posted by Chris Anthony View Post I’m 22 as well, and while I don’t have any plans to “extinct my purple dinosaur” to it, I believe that if you can’t appreciate the beauty in a good looking young woman going natural these days, then I find you to be the disturbing one. |
To be clear, and since you quoted me:
18 year old cooch: Not disturbing in and of itself;
Me looking at 18 year-old cooch: disturbing to myself, but my own business;
Paparazzi shooting up an 18 year-old’s skirt: Bad for da earf, lake of fire, crying baby Jesus.
38 years old here…and yes, I clicked the link. She knew exactly what she was doing. How long before she’s out doing handjobs for crack?
30+ posts in, and not one Hair-mione Granger mention?
Shoulda bet the over.
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| Originally Posted by Judas Booth View Post 38 years old here…and yes, I clicked the link. She knew exactly what she was doing. How long before she’s out doing handjobs for crack? |
Probably never considering that now she’s 18 she has access to all the money she was making from the Harry Potter movies.
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| Originally Posted by Alan “Nordling” Cerny View Post Jesus, you fuckers disturb me. |
Jesus titty-fucking Christ
Ditto.
No one has done a Hairy Pooter joke yet? Too easy?
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| Originally Posted by billylove View Post Looking up girls skirts should have ended shortly after getting laid for that first time. |
The correct answer.
You guys really think this was accidental or a violation by the photographers? These crotch-shots are planned…they’re to keep her name in the news, to promote herself, to show everyone that she’s an adult and doesn’t want to consider herself a washed-up child actor. She’s looking for adult roles.
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| Originally Posted by Rob Rocco View Post 18? And yet my guilt is overwhelming. |
Yeah, first I looked, then I went, “Wait, am I going to be arrested for this? God, I’m creeping myself out now.”
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| Originally Posted by SneakyPete View Post You guys really think this was accidental or a violation by the photographers? These crotch-shots are planned…they’re to keep her name in the news, to promote herself, to show everyone that she’s an adult and doesn’t want to consider herself a washed-up child actor. She’s looking for adult roles. |
Really? Are we so cynical now that an extreme invasion of privacy is assumed to be a publicity stunt? Sad. Honestly, I can’t figure out a way of getting out of a vehicle where this wont happen. Especially with a dozen guys shoving a camera up your crotch.
I wonder how many of these worthless paparazzi try to specialize in cooter shots of actresses getting out of cars. Probably a lot.