CHUD World of Warcraft Poll

Let’s do this. IF you plan on playing WoW with the CHUD gang in the near future, please give us some feedback on which type of server you want to play on, and which faction. For those who don’t have the game yet, here’s the rundown:

Two warring factions in World of Warcraft (that’s why it’s not World of Peacecraft). The Alliance is the Goody Two Shoes Convention, and features the bland humans, the effeminate night elves, the stunted dwarves, and that pack of tiny, horny old men called gnomes. On the opposite side of the field we have the Horde… These guys think the Vikings were a bunch of pussies. They include the green-skinned orcs, talking cows (Tauren), jungle bruthas (Trolls), and… fucking ZOMBIES (the Forsaken).

Since the creampuffs and the Huns are sworn enemies… players of a Sunday School race (say, the gnomes) can’t group, join a guild, or even TALK to players of a heathen race (say, the zombies). If we want to group together we have to choose one side or the other. So which is it… do we fight for Light and Justice or do we burn and pillage? Gnomes or Zombies?

OK, about the server types. While Gnomes and Zombies are perpetually at war, the exact nature of the war changes with the servers. There are two basic types: ‘Normal’ and ‘Player vs. Player (PvP)’. On a PvP server, you can kill or be killed by a member of the opposite faction at pretty much any time and place (with the exception of the low-level starting zones, and major cities). You can be innocently slaughtering local fauna, minding your own business, and BANG, killed by a deranged midget Paladin. On the other hand you can be the one doing the BANGing (err, killing). You are almost always vulnerable to attack on a PvP server, and so is everyone else. That makes the game both more challenging and, in some people’s opinion, more fun. Keep in mind though that PvP tends to attract some real jerks. You’ll have level 60 characters just decimating entire towns filled with level 20 characters (Makes 'em feel like real men. You rock, Perpetual Video Game Dude).

The other option is a ‘Normal’ server. You can still kill the other side and be killed, but only when you choose to. No one can attack you unless you allow it. Once you activate PvP (by typing /pvp, or attacking an NPC from the other side, or just casting a healing spell on someone else already in PvP) you’re free game for 5 minutes. So on a ‘Normal’ server killing the enemy will still occur, just less often and usually when YOU want it, not when you’re trying to level or just running through the countryside.

That’s all you need to know. We’ll choose a server based on the results of the poll within in a couple days.

You convinced me to stay out of PvP, Sphinx.

Obviously, I voted for MOTHERFUCKING ZOMBIES and I hope everyone that posts after me in this thread does the same.

I’m on a PVP server now and I would like to check out “normal” playing. So I chose the non-pvp one. Also, because I am currently playing the horde I chose Gnomes. PLus I’m a chick so like i’m supposed to think they are cute or something.

But I mean, Taurens are pretty damn sexy too.

Ive been playing this for a few weeks and its quite good. There is hardly any difference between the normal and the PVP servers. On both of the servers you cant group or even talk to the other faction and there are even PVP instances on normal servers. The thing with PVP is that you cant get attacked by the opposing faction in the territories that your faction controls which is most of your starting through high midrange land. You can however attack them if you see them in your land. The same holds true if you go in there land. Once you are attacked you are free to attack back. If the land is neutral or under attack it is free free for all and this is the lands that you have to go out of your way to get to. I was reluctant to play on a PVP server but after I learned it is very limited PVP unless you really go for it I went for it. I now wouldnt play on any other type of server for this game because I have found the most fun I have had are PVP situations such as hiding out in the underbelly of a ship to avoid sure death and the time I attacked a Gnome and made him jump off a tower. Anyway I play on Destromath( or something like that) and am an Orc if anyone wants to look me up. EDIT oh yeha my characters name is Geeda.

I’m level 26 and the majority of my quests put me in the contested areas, where I get ganked by super high level alliance people. So it’s not really like you have to go out of your way to get to the PVP areas…you have to go there for quests…unless you only level up via instances.

Team Slayer on Coagulation? Anyone?

Well, I didn’t put it there.

Kind of depends on the servers we choose. I have characters on a few servers already, including both gnomes AND zombies. If there’s any chance of playing on Mannoroth or Stormrage, or a few others I can’t remember (yes, they’re mostly all Eastern servers, which means lots of people, which I tend to prefer), then I vote for zombie and gnome, respectively. Otherwise, I’d have to go for zombie on normal.

I do have to say there’s just something incredibly funny about a large pack of gnomes.

And if we could play gnomes on Stormrage, I have some high-level friends who could sell items at non-exorbitant prices.

I voted for the Zombies on a normal server, although my Dwarf Paladin and my Night Elf Hunter may take exception to some of the adjectives you used.

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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson I voted for the Zombies on a normal server, although my Dwarf Paladin and my Night Elf Hunter may take exception to some of the adjectives you used.

So would my Dwarf rogue. “Creampuff? Stunted my ASS! Bend over and I’ll show you how Righteous I can get.”

Zombies on normal server for me. There’s nothing more satisfying then running around as undead skewering pitchfork weilding farmers with your bastard sword and stealing their pumpkins for your ultimate diabolical plan.

As much as I like zombies, I think gnomes would be much cooler. I shall burn in hell for that statement.

Justice is served. The zombies are shambling away with this poll!

Zombies on normal. I hate gnomes and their pathetic squeaks that pass for warcries, their pink hair, their unseemly dancing, and their tiny tiny hands. If I wanted to play a deformed circus midget, I’d play the Hello Kitty MMorpg.

I’ve got a couple of alliance toons on Kilrogg, a normal server. Despite the fact that I’m not on a PVP server, I’ve had some great PVP experiences already. Let me know what server we plan to play on and I’ll whip up a zombie. I’d love to be a part of a CHUD guild.

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Originally Posted by CountZero Zombies on normal. I hate gnomes and their pathetic squeaks that pass for warcries, their pink hair, their unseemly dancing, and their tiny tiny hands. .

I have tiny tiny hands

Looks like most of the players here have chimed in. I think we can go ahead and call this bitch for the Living Dead. The only question remaining, then, is which server?

I agree, no need to drag the polling on any longer.

I’m going to suggest Hellscream. It’s a high-pop server, but there’s no queue… not at the moment, at least. I think going with a higher-population server is a good idea since we’re playing the Horde… there tend to be fewer Horde anyway, and on a low-pop server the world can look very empty.

Any objections or other suggestions? Speak up quickly…

Are we starting this tonight? Because I can make a character for it right now.

Tell me the server and it’s one dead guy coming right up.

I started on Hellscream. Look for a level 5 undead priest named Mendrethil.