* CHUD Mafia RPG - Chapter Three

TROUBLE AT HOME

“Well don’t just stand there, Quick Draw, let’s move!”

The two bodyguards immediately rush to the bed and unlock the wheels. Paulie is turning the bed towards the door before the last wheel is freed.

“Grab the cocktail and follow me.”

The three men run as fast as they can with their awkward cargo. Paulie catches glimpses of figures dashing about, some towards the front door, other towards some other exit somewhere. Some carry papers, some have sacks with unmistakeable flashes of green in them, some even have silverware sticking out of their pockets. “Buncha fuckin’ scavengers,” he thinks.

The front door loom ahead, still open, a trail of blood leading outside and down the walk up to where the man Paulie encountered on the way in his making his painful way away from the house. He turns to the bodyguards. “Take it from here, boys.” They rush on ahead as Paulie stops over the fallen man.

“And where the fuck are you going?” he asks.

The man looks up in terror. “Aw please man, I was just doing my job!”

Paulie explodes, kicking the man hard in the ribs. “Your fuckin’ job is to protect that man on the big roller skate over there, not fuck around with someone who’s trying to save his life!” Another kick flips the man onto his back, the pain from the gunshot wound making him cry out. Paulie draws his pistol once again and gestures towards the door. “You wanna protect that room so goddamn badly? Back in the house.”

The man stares, wide-eyed, tears down his cheeks. “What?”

“You deaf and dumb? Back. In. The. House. Either you crawl in there or I carry you.”

"Are you out – "

BANG! The man cries out, his kneecap shattered. “Fine,” Paulie says, bending over to pick him up. “I already wasted enough time on your sorry ass today.” He hoists him up over his shoulders, drags him to the front door, and tosses him back inside. He backs away from the wounded man, who is now sobbing uncontrollably.

“I catch you following me, I swear to fuckin’ God I will make it as painful as possible.”

He turns and sprints after the two bodyguards. They’re a good distance from the house now, far enough to be out of harm’s way, Paulie guesses. The two men stand hunched over, panting. The don is stirring restlessly, asleep but somehow, subconciously, aware something is going on. Paulie runs up to the bruiser who took the shot at him earlier and strikes him across the face with his still-drawn pistol. With a grunt, the man falls to the ground.

“Next time keep it in your pants, you dumbass.” The fallen man’s companion reaches into his jacket, but Paulie whirls on him in an instant, the pistol inches from the man’s face. “I’m havin’ a real bad fuckin’ day. Don’t try me.” The man’s hand slowly comes out of his jacket and rises along with the other.

“We’re cool, man, we’re cool. Now what?”

Paulie puts his pistol away, pulls out a small flask and takes a long pull.

“Now we wait and see if this is a house-warming party or not.”

Trouble Hits Home

“EVERYBODY OUT! NOW!”

The cocky asshole reads it and everyone in the room starts running like chickens without heads. Dino hears glass shattering as Paulie crashes out a nearby window.

Dino knows he’s not the smartest guy in the world, but God had blessed him with common sense. He picks up the fallen pager and reads the text.

“BOOM!” it says.

Whoever left it here is either a nutbag or a backstabbing nutbag, Dino thinks to himself. Suddenly, he decides to do something. This could be a stretch.

He picks up a phone and dialed *69.

The phone number directs to a voicemail. He then presses “111.”

The pager in his hand begins to vibrate. He reads it and it says, “111.”

Dino slams the phone receiver and plans on cattling every person in the house to the safety of the outside and the fury of his fists.

The Snoop

Jimmy Palooka stands staring at the pile of wood, splinters and sand covering the crushed remains of Alto and that fucking mook, Hank.

“Fuck” he mutters. “This could be messy”.

Although the situation is big time bad, Jimmy’s mind pushes down the involuntary panic response. Cool, analytical logic takes over, considering each and every possible outcome and racing to find the conclusion that works best - preferably one that doesn’t end with his chest full of slugs. Unfortunately, that doesn’t leave many options. Whichever way he cuts it, this is serious. The vans have long since been taken by the fleeing heavies. He’s got maybe an hour before this place gets crowded. Maybe two hours before Alto’s crew come looking, but probably less if those sissy fucking dock punks blab to the cops. First things first, he needs an exit and a place to hole up to plan the next move. Somewhere people won’t think to look for him.

His course of action decided, he plucks a cellphone from his jacket pocket. Before he can dial a number, the phone rings. Jimmy looks at the name on the screen for a few seconds, the phone’s incessant ringing echoing in the night. The pile of sand and debris is turning dark brown at the edges, as the blood soaks through.

A crooked smile crosses his lips as he lifts the phone to his ear.

“Moor? Just the guy I’m looking for. You know that favor you owe me, buddy? Time to pay up, ya big fuck…”

Trouble hits home

“Holy shit, the Don! What the fuck am I doin?”

Tony, realizing his error, hobbles back to the window and pulls himself up.

“I coulda used the door…shit.”

He races inside, chaos surrounding him and Dino standing by the table with the beeper on it, noticably angry.

“Sorry about that, never thought to save anyone’s tail but my own…fuckin’ cowardly of me, I apologize. Let’s just make sure Don Capella is alright.”

The Snoop

Palooka can almost feel the grin coming across the air waves.

“Love you too, m’man. You know I always make good. Tell me what I can do for you?”

Trouble At Home

Tony walks in like a puppy who just pissed on the carpet. Dino has no time for lectures and has to think fast. Really fast.

“Get the Don. Get him out. Make sure nobody leaves the fucking gates. I gotta do a bit of wrangling here.”

Tony opens his mouth and about to ask “Why?” when Dino commands, “Just do it!”

Tony runs off while Dino heads down to the kitchen.

TROUBLE AT HOME

“This is fucked,” Paulie says after a few minutes.

“Huh?” the bodyguard says, looking up from his still-unconcious companion.

“Why the hell would you wire the house to blow and then give us plenty of time to get the boss out? Why even warn us?” He takes another pull from his flask and shakes his head. “We’re standing there talking about sending messages, and I think we just got another one.” He’s bouncing up and down on the balls of his feet now, trying to decide his next move. “I can’t fuckin’ believe this.”

“What?”

Paulie pulls his pistol again. “Watch the boss. I’m goin’ back in.”

He walks back up to the house, slowly but deliberately.

Trouble At Home

Three cooks are huddled by the service door entrance while two snoring guards are sleeping on a small table. One of the cook whispers something to the other two as they all start to bolt off.

“You three, come here!” Dino yells exasperatingly.

The three cooks approach Dino with fearful anticipation in their eyes. “Nobody’s going anywhere? Capice? Take off your shirts.”

The three do not listen.

“The off your shirts – NOW!”

The three almost burst out crying, thinking that the house has actually exploded. Seeing that the kitchen is still in one piece, they quickly removed their shirts.

Dino marches towards the two sleeping guards. He kicks one of the chair, dropping the groggy guard to the floor.

Dino kneels down and grabs him by the collar. “The house may about to go boom and I don’t trust none 'o you. Understand? Now. You and your buddy here remove your shirts. Don’t do it and I shoot you. Clear? Good. Go.”

What the hell? Dino thinks. If this place does blow up, at least he has good odds of catching the traitor and trapping him inside the house.

Of course, he’ll also be coming along for some explosive ride…

Trouble Hits Home

Tony makes his way to the Don’s room on Dino’s orders.

Shit, I know I fucked up but he doesn’t gotta make me feel bad…ain’t enough I almost amputated my leg gettin’ out that window

Gritting his teeth, he enters the room.

“Sir, it’s an honor…my leg is pretty bad but I think I can get you out…you ready?”

The old man mutters a bit, obviously anxious to get out.

Tony gets behind the old man’s wheelchair and pushes him slowly to the door, exiting and going down the hallway down to the ramp leading outside.

Trouble Hits Home (second chance)

Tony comes through the window, expletives coming out of Dino’s mouth in a hot mist. He runs off down the hall.

Mixed signals, so the fuck what? I almost died once tonight, honorably or not I was gonna get the fuck out of here.

Tony reaches the Don’s room, hobbling badly but fighting the pain.

The door is wide open. A keypad sits on the side wall, a 7-digit code entered in.

The fuck…he ain’t even here…either someone fucked up and he was snagged, or he must already be out. All he’s gonna do out there is catch a cold, I doubt this place is even gonna go up.

Tony hobbles back down the hallway and is stopped by a group of screams. He can distinctly hear Dino’s voice.

That the basement? Dino must be down there.

“Alright, I have a weapon cache where we’ll find all that we need. Let’s go there.”

All the way, to the hideout, there was a heavy silence in the car. The three men were mulling over what awaited them. They knew that the shit was gonna hit the fan big time and there was barely a chance that they would come out of this unharmed. Virgil finally parked the car in front of a small residence. Inside, he opened a sliding panel, revealing all that was needed to wage a war: guns, rifles, uzis, name it, it was there.

“Okay take whatever you feel you may need. Don’t get shy, we’re gonna hit those fuckers big time, so don’t hesitate to pick up something heavy.”

Suddenly, his cell phone rung. Virgil picked it up in a haste.

“Andrea? You’ve found him? Okay, thanks, I owe you on this.”

“We know where Tivoli is. Let’s go. Get ready for some major trouble. This ain’t gonna be pretty.”

The Snoop

“Need a way out, fast. How quick can you make the docks? I’m gonna need a cosy place to lay low for a few days. You pull my ass outta this fire, and I’ll give you a fucking trolley-dash around my warehouse for free”.

The Snoop

“Long as you don’t mind ridin’ with one of my bangers. I’ll send him around to pick you up and bring you to where I am. I’d come myself but I’m guarding a mook at this warehouse and don’t feel comfortable leaving it in other hands. Once your here we can figure out what to do with you. Oh and I need some ordinance stat. Think once my guy comes and gets you, you can make a run on the way back?”

The Snoop

As he talks Palooka strolls over to the warehouse doors and peers out. Nothing yet.

“Right now I’d take a lift from OJ fuckin’ Simpson. Get your guy to the docks, Warehouse 32. We can arrange your compensation once my ass is out of the frying pan and a million fucking miles from the fire”.

The pile of sand and smashed wood is starting to draw flies. Jimmy notices that a mangled arm (or maybe it’s a leg) is sticking out on the far side. He rolls his eyes, his only reaction to this gruesome sight.

He checks his watch, and waits patiently at the door to the warehouse…

The Snoop

“I’ll send him right now. Peace out.”

Othello ends the call and speed dials his man.

“'Sup JT. I need you to make a pick up for me. Go to the docks, warehouse 32 and pick up a white guy for me. His name’s Palooka. Treat him good. Put on your best HN face, dig? And make it fast.”

“Right dawg, I’m on it.”

He ended that call and went to the crotch rocket he had stowed in the back. Even if these boys had to rely on the pieces they had, he’d packed a little extra. He took a hard sided briefcase from the left saddlebag, opened it and started piecing together the Sig-552 Commando.

The Rat

Lou raises an eyebrow at Virgil’s weapons locker.

“Nice work, kid. Not bad. We may need to have a serious discussion about employment opportunities when this is all said and done.”

Lou removes his jacket and tosses it to the side. An Uzi gets strapped over his right holder, with three clips tucked into the back of his belt.

A handful of shotgun shells in each pocket, one in his coat pocket, and the jacket goes back on. Grabbing a shotgun from the crate, Lou loads two rounds.

A hit of nerves takes him in the stomach. This would be his least favorite part of the easy life. Visions of the day when he had people doing this kind of work for him calmed him down.

“Guess we should probably be going then?”

trouble at home

Frank strides to the huge oak desk and pushes it out of the way, straining from it’s weight. He takes the shotgun from above the fireplace above it, and the cartridges underneath.

‘Okay, Roman. Both you and I know someone is going to be coming through that door any moment now. I hope you’re armed to the teeth under that big coat of yours, because we’re going to need all the fire we can muster if we’re going to get out of this place alive.’

He pumps the shotgun hard, and turns to Roman.

The Snoop

He finished putting together the compact assault rifle, including snapping on the 3rd generation PVS-14 night sight. He checked the two 30 round 3 magazine multipacks in the hard case and slapped one home. He put the other in a belt pouch and shouldered the weapon.

The other men in the room watched this process with a little awe.

“Keep your eyes on your job gentlemen. I’m headed upstairs for a looksee.”

He headed to the ladder and climbed to the roof. Once up there the 3x night scope gave him a good view of the streets surrounding the warehouse. It was cold up here but that would keep his wits sharp. He settled in and waited.