^Chewer above me/ v Chewer below me

I’m not sure if this game was ever played on the Chud Message boards so I’ll explane how to play. It is sort of a game of roasting each other.

Each post will talk about/insult the person posted above you ^ then say somthing about yourself < then say somthing about/insult the next person to post below you V .

A post should look somthing like this:

^ Will get plastered and then Strip at CHUDwest.
< Glad he wont be there to see it.
v Eagerly awaits to watch ^ get plastered and then strip at CHUDwest.

That is really how it goes so I’ll start with the first post.

< gets high on asthma meds and antidepressants at night.
v doesn’t even know that that a state of being other than high even exists.

^ hopes someone will respond to this thread.
< needs someone to acknowlege that he exists.
v thinks Adam Sandler is a god.

^ thinks this is a cool “game”
< doesn’t see the point of it.
v probably agrees with me.

/\ Is a complete and utter loser.
< Is too cool for school
/ Won’t resist the urge to masterbate at work tomorrow.

^ has a thing for other people masterbating.
< doesn’t have a job.
v thinks masterbation is a karate teacher.

^ Masturbates to guys in dresses.
< Only holds the key to the closet.
v will look at this thread and let out a low, “ugh”.

^ responds to this thread never the less.
< just worked out and is too tired to think of anything.
v 's idea of a workout is reading the entire Answer a Questions / Ask a Question thread.

^thinks he is clever making up this thread
< Is watching the Punisher
“down” owns the entire “Saved by the Bell” collection

^ owns the entire Momma’s Family series.
< stole this thread from another site and cannot think up any orignal ideas of his own.
v is helping me make this thread more popular.

^ has woefully misinterpreted my reasons for posting in this thread
< is only posting in this thread to pad out his post total
v is probably doing the same thing

^ knows precisely the reasoning for responding to this thread.
< is also only padding post counts.
v is unaware of the fact that Tony Danza is playing God in the next Oh God! movie, “Oh God, I’ve lost my career”

^ fucked up that last post. DAMN NO EDIT!
< will try again.
v is unaware of the fact that Tony Danza is playing Jerry Landers alongside Sean Connery as God in the next Oh God! movie, “Oh God, I’ve lost my career”

^ Enjoys “the touch and feel of cotton” a little too much.

< Used to think Michelle Meyrink was the end-all, be all of females {circa Real Genius}

v Was once arrested for Mopery{exposing yourself to a blind person}.

^don’t really know this guy, but I think I know what wavelength he is on.

<someone you may have seen in SOHO

Down: my partner in crime

NOTE: Sleeplesslumber, where do you find that down thingy symbol? neato game, btw.

Quote:

purpled_hazed: NOTE: Sleeplesslumber, where do you find that down thingy symbol? neato game, btw.

Its a VEE, Satchmo.

^ doesn’t know the “down thingy” is a lower case V.
< has a toothache.
v has hairy palms.

^figured out the down symbol

<wanted to edited the above post but couldn’t

v my other partner in crime

^Thinks I’m his partner in crime
>Thinks this thread should die a quick death
v will be the last post in this stupid thread.

^ Harbors a desire to be adbucted by mantis aliens
< wishes more people would buy the Package CD
V Found a bizarre insect grafted to his/her genitalia

/\ *Bought a house pre-poltergeist-ed
< *Can’t wait for CHUDWEST '02!
/ *Has dirty knees…we wonder why.