if a flight to Albuquerque goes down it’s because I crashed it rather than hear these fucking babies cry.
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Few things are more annoying than adults who can’t stand babies crying (specially in planes) and are not smart enough to invest in noise canceling headphones or earplugs.
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| Originally Posted by devincf View Post if a flight to Albuquerque goes down it’s because I crashed it rather than hear these fucking babies cry. |
Agreed, if we also include guys who wear mesh tops and ripped t-shirts that expose their armpits; although I highly doubt you were a quiet baby either, Devin. Babies are human larvae; they just eat, crap and generate work for the parent, but it all pays off past the age of two, in my opinion.
Ha ha. My curse is the kid kicking my seat. Last week, I swear to fucking god I went to sleep in front of a childless couple, and woke up to their conjured-out-of-thin-air toddler wailing on my seat back with his adorable, chubby feets.
At lunch today, I asked to sit somewhere else when i saw two toddlers at the next table. Got a nasty look from the hostess. This is a grown-ass restaurant, I’ll go to fucking Friendly’s if I want to hear your precious little cherub choke down EXPENSIVE GODDAMN FOOD THAT IS NOT MEANT FOR KIDS.
Happy flying.
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| Originally Posted by ElCapitanAmerica View Post Few things are more annoying than adults who can’t stand babies crying (specially in planes) and are not smart enough to invest in noise canceling headphones or earplugs. |
Fuck that. Headphones don’t drown out the kicking, the drum solos on the tray table (also attached to my seat back, L’il Keith Moon), the coughing and the germ spreading. He’s 100% right - where the fuck does that kid need to fly to? Get a sitter, or an RV.
Speaking of planes, what’s the deal with the food there? Am I right people?
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| Originally Posted by LisaNY View Post Marry me. |
But then you could end up with a baby of your own AND a baby on airplane hating husband!
Its a trap, Lisa, a trap!
That’s why I alway bring my iPod even for a 40 minute flight. More important for travel than even pants.
I’m of the mind that babies shouldn’t be allowed in public, period. Keep 'em stashed away somewhere private until they stop crying and shitting themselves all the time. I shouldn’t have to deal with that. After all, I’m not the one who decided I needed a tiny, needy version of myself.
Oh…and for all those parents who bring their toddlers or babies to the latest showing of a movie, knock it the fuck off. If you can’t get a babysitter, you don’t get to go to the movie. End of story. You forfeited your rights to do what you want when you squeezed out the little bundle o’ joy.
Someone really needs to photoshop Bat-Devin & Lisa in the Batplane together.
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| Originally Posted by Chris Miller View Post Speaking of planes, what’s the deal with the food there? Am I right people? |
You should do stand up.
Some parents don’t realize that the primary reason babies cry on flights is because their ears hurt.
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| Originally Posted by Tieman View Post Someone really needs to photoshop Bat-Devin & Lisa in the Batplane together. |
Quick! To the Litmus-Signal!*
*Or the Minsky Signal, or the Abbott & Prospero Signal. Any of those will do, really.
I wish some of you would get eaten by rabid cannibal babies.
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| Originally Posted by billylove View Post You should do stand up. Some parents don’t realize that the primary reason babies cry on flights is because their ears hurt. |
Some parents don’t realize that those little vodka bottles they sell on planes are CHILD-SIZED…
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| Originally Posted by Phil View Post Some parents don’t realize that those little vodka bottles they sell on planes are CHILD-SIZED… |
Grandma was right!
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| Originally Posted by Chris Olson View Post I’m of the mind that babies shouldn’t be allowed in public, period. |
And old people too! They smell funky and do 20 under every speed limit. Some cry and shit their pants as well.
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| Originally Posted by Sonic Boom View Post And old people too! They smell funky and do 20 under every speed limit. Some cry and shit their pants as well. |
Right on! You and me against the world, Boom.
You guys should form your own Logan’s Run.
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| Originally Posted by Chris Olson View Post Oh…and for all those parents who bring their toddlers or babies to the latest showing of a movie, knock it the fuck off. If you can’t get a babysitter, you don’t get to go to the movie. End of story. You forfeited your rights to do what you want when you squeezed out the little bundle o’ joy. |
I couldn’t agree more, and I’m speaking as someone who will probably have a kid or two. I know what I’m getting into and realize that it will fuck up my movie-watching schedule, and that’s too bad for me.